There was an old man called Rowe
who went for a walk in the snow
and despite what’s oft said
his nose didn’t turn red
but boy did it make his balls glow.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: With thanks to my muse Teddy.
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Swoon! lol. Fido's reviving me - fanning me with a feather duster! lol.
Fido need to meet Stanley - they would get on well together.
I'm most a(mused) ere those balls need soaking in a warm bath I think lol 🤣. Excellent Limerick dear Michael. 🏀
My little Stanley had the chop last Monday and so if you want any spare baubles for the Christmas tree let me know.
Ah there is surely a Limerick in that dear Edwards 🤣
When Stanley had balls that were itchy
His wife was rather bitchy
She sent him away
But Stanley did stay
Making his wife rather twitchy
Muse away 🤣
I'll try that - its in my pending poems file.
Fill your boots I know it will be magic
❤️
I love Limmerick and this is a good one. I feel like I have been in that scene where it was that cold. Thanks for sharing. It gave me a smile on this day.
I think we all have.
Limericks are always fun! And this one is no exception. Now eagerly awaiting #131
It's on its way!
Yay! 🎉
Excellent write is this poem
A joy to read evermore
Please keep writing
Reading is very exciting
Can't wait to see what's in store
More in my pending file
You're welcome
Glowing ⚽️🏀 in need of a hot tub! 😂 This really made me laugh 😂 well done.
Thanks T
You are welcome, Michael!
My la! What a twist of humor unexpectedly dished out in concluding. You take the cake, Sir. Delightful and excellently rendered with perfect imagery. Thank you for sharing.
My pleasure - I love this form.
Would they become snow balls Michael. Good limerick.
Andy
ahahahahahahahaharrrrrr!!
very good, and in the true limerick spirit of slightly bawdy humour, well done
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