Stanley my Dachshund went for the chop
and out came the scalpel ready to lop
his magnificent lobes
now turned into globes
and ready for display on the Christmas tree top.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just challenged by Teddy - couldn't resist
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Comments8
Dangling his balls on the tree 🤣 🌲🌲🌲 lol hilarious. 🌹 I can definitely say you are the king of Limerick ❤️
One never knew that dogs castrations
could ever result in such danglifications
You should read my new one then lol 🤣
I never knew those sort of balls - or berles? - were on Christmas trees. Swoon! lol.
They do have to be given a coat of varnish of course.
Fido beware.
Oh my, what a day for a neutering!
Another fun seasonal read. I have already told you I like limericks and this is another fun one
Probably my favourite form. Cheers.
Funny Michael. A double helping of creativity. Thanks for the smile. I have to say the artwork is impressive, though very pink:) Poor Stanley. Great challenge from Teddy.
Teddy keeps me on my toes [ thanks Cassie.
Interesting write, love it
Cheers Tony
You're welcome
Nice water color. As for Stanley OUCH! Sorry for your loss.
Thanks Jerry
I hope they are sparkling Michael.
Andy
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