LIMERICK 133

Michael Edwards

 

My poor friend Mildred was doubled in pain

And the reason was simple let me explain:

the rain it was pissing

the cover was missing

and poor dearest Mildred got swept down the drain.

 

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  • Teddy.15

    LOL love it,

    There was a young lady called Mildred
    Her husband you see was a real drip
    One day she went shopping
    Her husband bed hopping
    All ended when she came home with a bike chick.

    I'm still terrible lol

    • Michael Edwards

      There was a young lady called Mildred
      whose husband was Scottish and kilted
      and beneath his kilt
      much to his guilt
      his vitals were withered and wilted

      • Teddy.15

        That's one of my new faves of yours that is excellent lol 😂 ❤️

      • orchidee

        Good write and pic M. lol.

      • TobaniNataiella

        Great start to the day reading this, really enjoyed

        • Michael Edwards

          Thanks for looking in - one of the non-rude ones.

          • TobaniNataiella

            You are very welcome

          • sorenbarrett

            Always loved limericks they appeal to my basser interests I guess. This was another good one Michael.

            • Michael Edwards

              Thanks S
              Teddy is always putting down the challenge.

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              🤣 This was a great limerick, my friend! Loved it!

            • Tony36

              Love it

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Michael.

              Andy

            • arqios

              oh dear... fun but also tragic circumstances... Much enjoyed! On to the waiting room for #134 🙂

              • Michael Edwards

                It'll be on a screen near you soon 😊

              • NafisaSB

                oh, how sad



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