Another of Teddy’s unfortunate blunders:
when she purchased some seasonal jumpers
with Christmas motif
but much to her grief
they wouldn’t stretch over her bountiful bumpers,
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Yet another inspired by Teddy - Thanks T
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Now how could you have possibly known? 🤣 Oh so honoured and tickled pink by such a Limerick 💜💜💜💜💜
Really enjoyable read, my laugh for the day, thank you
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
Love limericks and am so glad to see that Teddy Faved this one.
By the way dear Michael love your art too. Kudos
Apparently my giant knockers pushed the fave button 🤣
There was a young lady with boobies
The size of screen at the movies
One day she got stuck
In the chair with her but
Coz she really loved eating the rubies
Oh no this may be my worst 😂
There was a young lady with oversized boobies
which prompted the man to say: ‘can you prove these
are not false but real’
so she said: ‘I’ll reveal
my boobies if you promise not to squeeze please
You'll have to work on this one lol
So funny. I do like a good limerick and Teddy has provided the inspiration 😂 A Brit with many fine attributes. Lovely. Well penned Michael.
Bumpers galore Michael, does Orchi know, LOL.
Andy
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