Dang Tree!

I'm having a spot of bother

Why isn't this Christmas tree growing?

I've put it in soil

Gave it some water

Clipped off any dead-looking branches

Given it bells, baubles, etc

And stuck KP on the top of it

The botox fairy, she is

Rather trout-like!

And why no loose pine needles

That I usually have to sweep up?

Woof! Says Fido to me - Have a bit of sense

It's an artificial tree! (LOL)