A load of more rubbish!

orchidee

It's more rubbish again!

Or 'Another Adventure in Cuckoo Land'

I'm still trying to get this artificial

Christmas tree to grow

Can't understand why it's not growing - hmmm

 

And Fido wants his dinner - his bones too

And KP wants her botox

 

Some fat beardy bloke came down our chimney

A few nights ago

He saw KP and dashed back up it again

Couldn't stand the sight

Of the old trout! lol.

 

Mark them poems 18+ in the new year

If they need to be so marked

Fido will continue to check them

Don't forget now

Or he'll bark ferociously at you!

 

Is the anything much worse

Than people laughing at their own jokes?

Well, we may have to

Cos no one else may laugh at 'em. Doh!

 

It's like on TV - 'New comedy coming soon'

I reply 'Where?'

And 'Laugh at the trailers? I never even started'

 

It'll be a horrid new year for me again

Cos I gotta spend it with KP!

LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 29th, 2024 02:56
  • Comment from author about the poem: More daftness!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
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  • Michael Edwards

    I think you're in for a fun packed year Orchi.

    • orchidee

      Thanks M.

    • Neville



      You are the Prince of daftness

      • orchidee

        Thanks N.

      • arqios

        Did you post this twice? Or something similar? I do recall that plastic tree 🎄 growing scene, lol. Tell me it’s not imaginings 😂

        • orchidee

          Thanks A. Yes, I complained about the artificial tree in a poem recently. lol.

          • arqios

            Oh I’m not totally mad yet! 🤪

          • sorenbarrett

            Ah Orchi can't be worse than last year and I'll bet that if you keep watering it that tree will still be green by next Christmas. A fun read

            • orchidee

              Thanks SB. lol.

            • Tony36

              Great write

              • orchidee

                Thanks T.

                • Tony36

                  You're not

                • Bella Shepard

                  You know what they say "One man's trask is another man's treasure", or rubbish in this case. I love your free flowing sense of the ridiculous, for in the end it's what life is, and it always makes me laugh. Thank you Orchi!

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks B.

                  • Jerry Reynolds

                    Haoppy New Year, Orchi

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks J.

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      You have me laughing again, Orchi! Pet Fido on the head for me! 🤣

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks T. lol.

                      • Thomas W Case

                        This is fun. Good work.

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks T.

                        • Goldfinch60

                          Your year will be fine Orchi.

                          Andy

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks Gold. Yes, if I see KP as little as possible. lol.



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