IF I RETURN WHEN I AM DEAD

IF I RETURN WHEN I AM DEAD

A canines life to me seems great

of this there can be no debate

so in the next life I’d commend

returning as man’s four legged friend.

With lots of walkies and plenty to eat

and if you’re good you get a treat,

a warm cosy basket to sleep in all day

and plenty of toys with which to play.

There’s nothing else that can compete

with a dog

……….or a ladies bicycle seat.