IF I RETURN WHEN I AM DEAD

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

IF I RETURN WHEN I AM DEAD

 

 

 

A canines life to me seems great

of this there can be no debate

so in the next life I’d commend

returning as man’s four legged friend.

 

With lots of walkies and plenty to eat

and if you’re good you get a treat,

a warm cosy basket to sleep in all day

and plenty of toys with which to play.

 

There’s nothing else that can compete

with a dog

……….or a ladies bicycle seat.

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 17th, 2025 03:26
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Good write and pic M. lol.

  • Teddy.15

    LoL fabulous, I'd like to come back as a fly just so I can share the poo on the plates of those I don't care for. 🤣 I'm just kidding! 🌹

    • Michael Edwards

      Now thats a great idea - I'd get a buzz out of that!

    • arqios

      I must agree with you there! 🙏🏻🕊👍🏻

      • Michael Edwards

        Thanks arqios - not that I believe in the sfterlife - but if I did........

      • Tony36

        Excellent write

      • Goldfinch60

        Super words Michael, especially the last line. LOL

        Andy

        • Michael Edwards

          I started with the last line and then though it would be a great punch line. Cheers Andy



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