~> The Mona Lisa CATastrophy! - Sonnet -

I didn't want any part of dis portrait.

You'ze can smile all ya want just put me down.

I needs ta "go potty" 'fore it's too late.

I'm all through posing for that bearded clown!

                           ^^

Ya know what, I guts better things ta do.

Started this painting in 1504.

It's 1508 now I'm done, I'm through.

I've used up 8 lives, I just gut's one more!

                          ^^

So long Leonardo, I gutter run.

I gut meece to catch, and females in heat!

Sorry; but I can't say this job was fun.

I am tired of workin' for a deadbeat. 

                           ^^

Dude, if you'ze should become famous one day.

Remember you'ze owe me, four years back pay!~

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