~> The Mona Lisa CATastrophy! - Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

I didn't want any part of dis portrait.

You'ze can smile all ya want just put me down.

I needs ta "go potty" 'fore it's too late.

I'm all through posing for that bearded clown!

                           ^^

Ya know what, I guts better things ta do.

Started this painting in 1504.

It's 1508 now I'm done, I'm through.

I've used up 8 lives, I just gut's one more!

                          ^^

So long Leonardo, I gutter run.

I gut meece to catch, and females in heat!

Sorry; but I can't say this job was fun.

I am tired of workin' for a deadbeat. 

                           ^^

Dude, if you'ze should become famous one day.

Remember you'ze owe me, four years back pay!~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 21st, 2025 11:22
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of pussycat humor folks! In "Shakespearean Sonnet form"... Kitty never got his back pay, died before painting sold... so sad.. cry
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 30
  • Users favorite of this poem: ᛕꫀƺꫀ᥊᥊ꫀ, Tristan Robert Lange, Cheeky Missy
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  • orchidee

    Ahh, the original painting there, with a fun write! lol.

    • Thad Wilk

      Thanks Orchidee!! 🐹🐹
      Glad you enjoyed thisun,!!
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • ᛕꫀƺꫀ᥊᥊ꫀ

      Aww, poor kitty 🙁

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii poetess! 👋 😺
        Thank you! 😊
        Yeah poor kitty! 😔🐈
        At least his 9th
        life was great I hear!👍🙏
        Best wishes 🍀🤗🌻 Thad

      • Tony36

        Excellent write Thad, best regards

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Tony! 👋 😺
          Thank you my friend! 🤠
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Tony36

            You're welcome

          • sorenbarrett

            A bit of catty humor hear or at least is seems so for the cat. Wrote a poem long ago posted as Cat as trophy this one brought it to mind

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Soren! 😺 🤠
              Thank you! 👍
              Glad you got a chuckle or two!!
              Y'all have a great day!!☺️
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • arqios

              Now that is a distinctively original take and time travel poem! A true pleasure Thad 🙏🏻👍🏻🕊

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii ya Arqios!! 😺 🤠
                Thank you my friend!! 😊
                Happy you enjoyed
                my true poem and tail!
                Keep a smiling!! 😁
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • arqios

                  Meowrvellous!

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  LOL! I knew there was a backstory! Who knew it had nine lives! 🤣 Well done, Thad! Enjoyed as always! ❤️🙏

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Tristan!! 😺 👋
                    Yes, there was a back
                    story to that painting indeed! 😁
                    Nice hearing from ya,
                    glad you enjoyed the read!🐈☺️
                    Best regards ✌️ Thad

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Good fun write Thad.

                    Andy

                    • Thad Wilk

                      Howdy Andy!! 👋 😺
                      Thank you my friend!
                      Keep a smiling!! ☺️
                      Best regards ✌️ Thad



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