LIMERICKS 137, & 138
From tinniest tiddlers to biggest of whales
Can fishes sing? Do they know their scales?
is the audience hooked?
and whenever they’re booked
do they stand on the stage erect on their tails?
Resplendently stood Samantha Sheen
in the prettiest dress I’ve ever seen
It tumbled and twirled
it surged and it swirled
in a sumptuous shade of stagnant green.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Lmao, 🤣 oh nooooo, so funny both but poor Samantha sheen and those who like me, got a glimpse 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Good writes and pic M. Does Miss Berles have a stagnant green dress?!
She sure did - found in a pond
Does she pong a bit? lol.
She sure does.
Clever word usage in the first broke the ice and the careful use of a unexpected word combination in the second make this a Fave
Aw thanks Sorenbarrett
Green sheen is in again! Scaling the scaly scales, those scalliwags. 🤣👍🏻🕊
Aint it just - thanks arqios.
Welcome Michael 👍🏻🕊
Really enjoyable read
Cheers T - thanks for looking in.
You are very welcome, have a great weekend
LOL! These made me laugh! And poor Samantha. Green must be the new clean! 🧼 LOL!
Actually SG is a bit of a drip - must be the pond water.
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Two good ones Michael.
Andy
Cheers Andy
Just brilliant. The fish know their scales line really tickled me. Great work. 🙂
Thanks Tom - appreciated.
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