LIMERICKS 139, & 140
There was a young dog called Stanley
who was full of life and quite randy
but he had the chop
‘twas a painful lop
and now he’s not feeling so manly.
If, having attended a lip filler session,
you hate the result of the dermal injection
there’s a sure fire way
you can save the day:
simply cover your lips with a nose hair extension.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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that is the way to start the day with a good chuckle, enjoyed the read
Pleased you like it - thanks for looking in.
You are very welcome
Truth in humorous limericks! 👍🏻much enjoyed 🙏🏻🕊️
Not sure where you nose hair extensions from - must Google it - cheers aqios.
A great way to start the day with a limerick. Loved them especially the last one that gave me a smile with the image. That gets a fave
Thanks so much for your kind comment.
LoL love them both but Stanley really? Private parts private dear sir. 🤣 Young women of today are looking more like characters of the Muppets, lol there's in hint for a new Limerick. Brilliant and very funny 🤣
Something to think about methinks. Cheers Teddy
Good grief! You're too funny, despite the ghastly suggestions. I declare! My la! Thank you for so beautifully rendering what I never realized could be amusing until you put your hand adroitly to the task.
Thanks for your lovely comment Missy x
Oh lol, good writes M. Is a 'berle' missing? MERICKS in the poem's title? Is it Lee Merick?!
Yes someone stole it - will correct!!
Excellent
Cheers Tony
You're welcome
Good ones Michael.
Andy
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