KP she says.....

orchidee

KP she says to me.....

So you are human!

Dunno how they let you on this site

Cos I doubted it, the way you treat me

I know secretly

That you're half human, half guinea pig

 

Yes, my dear, I reply

And you're half human, half trout

This slanging match must go on, you know

To keep you in your place

 

Then KP, she says to me

More money for botox, please

It's my 6,483rd treatment soon

 

I reply to her

Yes, my dear, but it's not made any difference

Except you're looking more trout-like each day

Dunno why I keep giving you money for it

And you know I always give you a warm greeting each day, saying

You're looking more uglier each day, dear wifey!

 

It's a horrible atmosphere in our home

Heehee.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 17th, 2025 03:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not a hymn-poem. Well, it might be! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
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  • arqios

    Good write O 🙏🏻🕊

    • orchidee

      Thank you A. Her middle name might be Confucius. Is she wise? lol.

      • arqios

        Hahaha🤣you’re most welcome O 🙏🏻🕊

      • sorenbarrett

        It sounds like you are still on fair terms calling her dear. Another fun read.

        • orchidee

          Thanks SB. It's a way to 'humour' her - yes, dear, I say! lol.

          • sorenbarrett

            Oh I see a cynical sense of irony here and I thought you were not one for this type of thing lol.

          • Poetic Licence

            An entertaining read, hopefully she is still smiling!!!, enjoyed the read

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            LOL! You've brought a smile to my face my friend. Is KP smiling too? 🤣 Enjoyed, my friend!

          • Goldfinch60

            Fun words Orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thank you Gold. lol.

            • Tom Dylan

              A fun write, Orchi. Thanks for sharing.

              • orchidee

                Thanks Tom.

              • Doggerel Dave

                Wot about a Marriage Counsellor?



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