I need answers

orchidee

C'mon now, I need answers

I must have them!

Answers to questions such as:

Does anyone laugh at your jokes?

Do you laugh at your own jokes?

 

Do you 'like' your own poems? 

(Don't tell porkies now!)

 

And - is Fido real?

Can he talk? Can he read?

Does he bark at you if you don't tick the 18+ box

When you should really tick it?

 

And - How did you send that extra second we had one year?

Hope you didn't waste it.

 

And - You gained 2p interest from your Bank account?

Did you spend it all at once?!

 

Add your own questions....... LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 6th, 2025 02:42
  • Comment from author about the poem: More daftness! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 35
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  • sorenbarrett

    How much Botox could you buy with that 2p? How's that Orchi? Always a fun read to look forward to. Keep it up Orchi

    • orchidee

      Yes, thank you SB. KP will have even that 2p for botox. lol.

    • Tony36

      Great write

      • orchidee

        Thank you T.

        • Tony36

          You're welcome

        • NafisaSB

          This needs me to sit down and think 🤔 or is it worth spending time on really???

          • orchidee

            I doubt you need to spend much time on this rubbish. I would say, oh, about 5 seconds! lol.

            • NafisaSB

              lol..i won't
              have a good weekend

            • NafisaSB

            • MendedFences27

              Is a funambulist just an E.M.T. who enjoys his job? Careful now, don't fall for this one. You made me laugh. - Phil A.

              • orchidee

                Thank you M. lol.

              • Doggerel Dave

                No, yes, yes. No, no, no. Slept through it. Made up the difference in cost of a double shot flat white with one raw sugar......why? why? why? (bonus two questions)......😂

                • orchidee

                  Argh! Do you know that guy I met once, who replied 'Why? to every statement, whether it was a question or not? lol.

                • Goldfinch60

                  That two pence went a long way back in the day Orchi.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you Gold. Yes, a 'penny' wages per day, if it was worth 1p now, or however much it is worth now. Us two remember it well, being millions of years old. lol.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    When you met KP, did you realize what a "great catch" she'd turn out to be? 🤣 Wonderful, fun, Orchified daftness!!! Enjoyed, my friend! 🌹👏

                    • orchidee

                      Nope, boohoo, lol. Thank you Popeye. You may call me Obi. 🙄🤣

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        You Got Obi W. Ken. Oi be, it's always a pleasure, mate! Now, now, don't take the bait! LOL!

                        • orchidee

                          Note to self: 'Don't answer that!' lol

                          • Tristan Robert Lange

                            🤣

                          • arqios

                            oh such a good write 🙏🏻🕊️

                            • orchidee

                              Thank you A. lol.

                              • arqios

                                Most welcome O🕊️🙏🏻



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