I need answers

C'mon now, I need answers

I must have them!

Answers to questions such as:

Does anyone laugh at your jokes?

Do you laugh at your own jokes?

Do you 'like' your own poems? 

(Don't tell porkies now!)

And - is Fido real?

Can he talk? Can he read?

Does he bark at you if you don't tick the 18+ box

When you should really tick it?

And - How did you send that extra second we had one year?

Hope you didn't waste it.

And - You gained 10p interest from your Bank account?

Did you spend it all at once?!

Add your own questions....... LOL