Fido wants to know

orchidee

Fido wants to know certain things

Though he probably knows them already

Since he knows 99% of everything

There is to know

He's just checking if I know them.....

 

Things like when he asks me:

Did it take you long to write that daft poem?

Another load of rubbish!

Nooooo, I reply, not at all

Only about 30 seconds

Of utter drivel

 

And he asks, Did you have to think much about it

As you wrote that poem?

Noooo, not at all, I said

Cos I only got 3 brain cells!

 

How many mad adventures you got? Fido asks me

Ohhh, about 489373629, I reply!

Is this all true? he asks me

Why, yes, of course,  I reply! Heehee

 

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  • arqios

    Fun write O 🕊️🙏🏻

    • orchidee

      Thank you A. lol.

    • sorenbarrett

      There is nothing worse than when someone that knows the truth asks you to tell it. A fun read Orchi.

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. lol.

      • Jerry Reynolds

        Good write, Orchi. A fun read.

        • orchidee

          Thank you J. lol.

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Duh. Of course Fido knows. He's had you tell me that plenty of times over the course of things! 🤣🌹👏

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Does Fido know about spinach's super pow...erm...don't answer that. 🤣

          • orchidee

            Erm, no comment then. And - does Fido watch a certain programme on TV - The B........s? Don't answer that! lol.

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              LOL! What, by God, would he be doing if...again...don't answer that! 🤣

            • Poetic Licence

              If being asked by someone or in this case Fido who already knows the truth of course you have to tell the truth!!, don't you, entertaining read, enjoyed

            • Tony36

              Love it

              • orchidee

                Thank you T. lol.

                • Tony36

                  You're welcome

                • Goldfinch60

                  Fido certainly knows Orchi.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you Gold.

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    Got a feeling I have been pulled (or perhaps pushed) into a parallel universe.......

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you D. lol.

                    • NafisaSB

                      Would love to meet Fido and chat with him too one day. Lol

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you N. Yes lol.

                        • NafisaSB

                          meanwhile you take the full benefit - enjoy...

                        • Thomas W Case

                          Funny stuff. Excellent

                          • orchidee

                            Thank you T. lol.



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