Mary’s Fun Life.
There was an eccentric lady called Mary.
She was on the large side and quite hairy.
She wouldn't shave her chest face or legs.
No matter how much poor harry begged.
Now the people call her Scary Hairy Mary.
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Mary’s sexual urges grew.
Harry didn't know what to do.
Harry just laid on his back.
Waited for Mary to attack.
Harry is now black and blue.
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Marry wanted to have a baby.
But Harry was incredibly lazy.
Harry searched on the Internet.
Harry then he read every book.
Harry found it difficult to find a
Good recipe for an instant baby.
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Mary and Harry went to the hills.
To each fetch a bucket of water.
Mary and Harry then laid down.
Mary forgot to take the usual pill.
Now they have a baby daughter.
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Mary finally left Harry for Pete.
A man who appeared so sweet.
One day Harry agreed to meet.
At a house at the end of the street.
Harry was there for Pete to greet.
Now the love triangle is complete.
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This poem turned into quite the saga and with the first one I began to think that Hairy Mary was going to turn into a Larry. A most fun read.
Thank you
Ah this is a tangled tale.Great story telling mi amigo.I really enjoyed this one. Excellent
Thank you
Yay, more of Mary and Harry🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you
Welcome 🙏🏻🕊
A fun read, PL.
Thank you
Seems they got it together without the aid of a marriage counselor after all....!
It might still be needed, thank you for comment, much appreciated
Hump day and you are are still on a roll my friend! Loved these! 🤣🌹👏 Have a great day!
Thank you kindly, much appreciated
You are most welcome!
Lol. Good fun.
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your day
Your playful rhymes and quirky humor shine through in Chuckles Week! Mary and Harry’s misadventures are both absurd and entertaining—a fun read! Keep the laughs coming, Tobani!
Thank you kindly for your feedback, much appreciated
Good fun reads Tobani.
Andy
Thank you
My sister is called Mary and so from the start I was chuckling. 🌹
I hope she has a partner more reliable than Harry, enjoy the rest of your weekend
This is unfair. You're way, way, way too funny and hilarious with ordinary reality until I'll never be able to stop laughing. Awesome! Gorgeously rendered with excellent imagery and a haunting, waltzing poignancy. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you for your kind feedback, reality is absurd sometimes
wonder what inspired this fun tale about this tangled trio. amusing!
It's an ongoing family theme in alot of my writings, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
hmm, interesting
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