I never knew....

I never knew there was so much

In some of the rubbish I write!

I mean some amazing, erudite comments

And intelligent too - 

Since when did I say anything 'intelligent'? heehee

It's a case of 'I never knew all that - but I know it now!'

I never knew we could do so much in one second

You know, that extra second we had one year

How did you spend it?

Me? I certainly didn't waste that second, cos I

Flew round the world 7,483 times

Sailed around the world 7,493 times

Took a trip to the Moon and back 9,492 times

All in a time lapse?

Or I did it all at the speed of light!

I've not worked the calculations though

Of whether this is correct

Could I have done all that at the speed of light? heehee

Summat like 186,000 miles per second

So I win every Marathon I enter

26 miles - Pah! Nothing to me! lol