Fido wants to know

orchidee

In me Cuckoo World

That'll be Cloud Nine

Fido wants to know

How do you see him?

 

Is he some giant great dane

Some lively terrier

Some soft pomeranian

Or a sausage dog

Or what is he?

 

He has some relatives

Is he a Scottish Highland Terrier

As he has a relative named McFido

Always barks as 'McWoof'

 

Or is he an Irish Setter

With his cousin O'Fido

He will bark and say

'Top of the mornin' to ya'

 

Is he a Welsh corgi

As another relative is Daffyd Fido

He will say 'Woof, hello boyo - or girlo'

 

Ohh, it's all true this

Cos I, married to KP

Couldn't make that up! heehee.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 22nd, 2025 02:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: A question from Fido for you. lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: Damaso, Tristan Robert Lange, Cheeky Missy
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  • sorenbarrett

    Thought he was a Russian wolfhound comrad Fido, no not really I picture him as an English bulldog my favorite of all dogs. Had one once called him Butch. Miss that dog. Great write Orchi

  • Poetic Licence

    He appears to be your master, so I would guess German Shepherd!!!, enjoyed the read

  • arqios

    Now there is a metaphor in there somewhere!

    • orchidee

      Thank you A.

      • arqios

        Welcome O

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Wait! I thought Fido knew everything. 🤣 Orchi, you’ve gone and done it again. This is beautifully bonkers… joyful, ridiculous, and full of accents I swear I could hear while reading. Fido’s got more heritage than most royal families, and McWoof nearly made me lose it. Brilliant fun, my friend. 🌹👏

        • orchidee

          Thank you T. lol. I could have included his American cousin - well, part of the USA. The part where American Fido lives and says 'Woof, y'all!' Which is more than Obi says. heehee.

        • Cheeky Missy

          Tell Fido I was howling at the moon in an attempt to mitigate my failure in being unable to identify what he is besides a beloved dog.

          • orchidee

            Thank you C. lol.

          • Doggerel Dave

            If Fido don't know who or what he is, and you, orchi suffer from periodic identity crises yourself, there's only KP left. What say you start a new membership for her, put her in touch with an analytical AI and start over?

            • orchidee

              Thank you D. She's in the 'old trout' category of species. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              He is your dog Orchi and all dogs are responsible for their owners.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thank you Gold. lol.



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