A bit of graffiti there
Not thought up by me, but by....
You knows the gal
Her Indoors - who I married
The famous KP!
Well, she's hardly indoors really
She's nearly always out
Having the botox treatment again
Or appearing on TV, radio, films, magazines, etc, etc
I have to humour her, ya know
And it's me paying for most of her treatments
She's about to have visit number 4938372652
To the botox clinic
Dunno why she complains to me
Cos I only try to cheer her up
Saying to her after every visit
'You're looking more trout-like today, dear!'
I only say it when I'm tipsy
How could I say 'Dear' when I'm sober?! Heehee
'Now, c'mon,' says Fido to me
'Is this all really true?'
'Yep,' I says! LOL.
But she gets her own back
If it's her turn to cook
She feeds me Fido's bones
And gives him my dinners!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 2nd, 2025 13:47
- Comment from author about the poem: Nuttiness from the KP house. Of course, it's always Mrs and Mr KP - as is true, for a couple, I know! She 'wears the trousers' in the house. So does he wear the dresses? lol. That bit IS true.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
I thought they called them kilts over there. A fun read again Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
You are most welcome
Enjoy your Humor in this read.🤣😂
Thank you F.
A man who has such a way with words, very entertaining words, hope you manage to finish that bone!!!, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL. lol.
You are very welcome
Good one Orchi.
Thank you Gold.
You can beat an egg but you can't beat a bit of nuttiness .. what a great topic but without the hazelnut in every bite .. Neville
Thanks N. lol.
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