Notice of absence from Poetic Licence
Now is the time.
Now is the time.
Honesty Policy.
Harrys a good man and truly believes in total honesty.
He has always been told it is the best policy.
Mary asked does my arse look fat in this dress.
Harry replied of course darling what else did you expect.
Needless to say, Mary was angry and not impressed.
Poor Harry realised honesty was not necessarily the best.
Tobani August 2025
Daisy and Gerry.
Daisy the cow and Gerry the camel shared a stable one night.
Laying together Gerry decided to give Daisy the romantic jump.
A few weeks later it became clear Daisy was pregnant.
This gave farmer Fred and his wife the right old grump.
After 9 long months pregnant Daisy finally gave birth.
To a very healthy-looking calf off with two humps.
Tobani August 2025.
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Please enjoy the weekend offering of a little chuckle, have a great weekend
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Yay, I’ll get to my fun poem for tomorrow’s post. Thanks for doing what you do 🙏🏻🕊️
Looking forward to reading it, enjoy your day
Sorry I meant to say Thank You for appreciating it, take care
Starting off the weekend with a little humor Tobani. Well done and two for one too.
Thank you, enjoy your day
You are most welcome Tobani
And laugh I did, Tobani. Have a nice weekend.
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your weekend
I enjoy your humor, well done, my friend. Have an amazing weekend.
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your weekend
Two fun writes Tobani.
Andy
Thank you, have a great day
I dearly love how capably you make me burst out laughing. Poor Harry indeed! And while, of course, males and females in the "animal kingdom" cannot board up together for even one night without engaging in procreation, it's hilarious when you address reality. Beautifully rendered with excellent imagery and a waltzing poignancy. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you for your kind feedback, enjoy the rest of your day
You likewise!
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