Not now, KP
Not while the UK heatwave lasts
I can't give you more money for botox
Cos you'll only melt
And look more ghastly than ever
Though you welcome my compliments
When I say each day to ya
'You're looking more lovely and trout-like each day, dear!'
It's cos I still calls her 'dear!'
She can't see through my insults
And my being 'orrible to her. (heehee)
She deserves it though
Take her down a peg or two
That is, when I ever see her in person
Cos 99% of the time
She's on TV, radio, newspapers, magazines
Adn a hundred other places
Well, I deserve it too
When she insults me
And Fido referees our slanging matches!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 17th, 2025 12:01
- Comment from author about the poem: Not now KP. lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
You are a little bundle of larfs you little guinea piglet ..🐭
Thank you N. I'm a harsh rodent to KP. lol.
Tell Fido to look out for low punches. Another fun read to lighten the day
Thank you SB. loll
My pleasure
Is it really to hamsters behind this account
Two*
Thank you D. It's two giant mutated hamsters, if they're hamsters. lol. Is that a hamster in your pic?!
Capybara!
'Not tonight, KP'..... nah 'Josephene' has more flow....
Thank you D. Argh! Not tonight KP - not ever. lol.
Good fun words Orchi.
Thank you Gold. lol.
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