Pork Pies

orchidee

Cabbages Rule OK?

Or shall we try 'Pork Pies Rule OK'?

But how ate them all

Was it me? Or was it you?

All I eat is pork, pork, and pork

In crusty pies - tasty

 

I've noticed they're very intelligent

They could form a political party

Or maybe 'intelligent' and 'politics'

Don't go together?!

 

Oh, summat's gotta happen

We could have a slogan:

'Pork Pies For Ever -

The Answer to all Your Problems!'

Well, maybe! Heehee

 

Don't worry

Two men in white coats have turned up

To take me away

(they're painters and decorators. lol)

And I'll keep taking the tablets!

 

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  • sorenbarrett

    Now what could be more entertaining that talking with a pork pie? as for politics I can't see how they would do any worse that those in office. Give it a shot I say. Good write Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. Yep, let's give it a try. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome Orchi

      • Neville



        Although one tries, its impossible to ignaw a rodent with a mouthful of pork pie .. 🐭🥧

        • orchidee

          Thank you N. lol.

        • Poetic Licence

          I would back that slogan, enjoyed the read

          • orchidee

            Thank you PL. lol.

            • Poetic Licence

              You are very welcome

            • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

              lol humorous this is

              • orchidee

                Thank you GS. lol. It's all true - maybe!

              • arqios

                Cabbages are a potent musical vege!

                • orchidee

                  Thank you A. lol.

                  • arqios

                    Glad to strike the triangle (ting!)

                  • Goldfinch60

                    It's about time you mentioned Pork Pies Orchi, you used to talk about them all the time a few years ago.

                    Andy

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you Gold. lol. I forgot why I talked about them ages ago.

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      Oh boy. Pork pies. I know some of them had spinach, because well, Popeye and the boys were there. Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! 🤮🤮🤣

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you T. lol. Yes - or rather No, don't do a poem about what to eat with pork pies. It'll only bring up the subject of spinach again. That's a ghastly emoji - someone being sick? lol.

                        • Tristan Robert Lange

                          Lol! Almost as ghastly as boiled spinach. 🤣

                          • orchidee

                            Thank you T. Popeye should try pork pies instead of spinach. He may reduce...... if he does. Reduce what? Don't answer that! lol.

                            • Tristan Robert Lange

                              LOL! Some reductions are actually beneficial! Otherwise 🤐



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