Nope, I'm afraid it's not a dream
It's all true, all real, you know
My marriage to KP
It went downhill from day one
A living nightmare
Was that you, Fido, that fateful evening
Halloween - when else could it have been?
Did you hide the water from my tipple
So that I got tipsy
And said 'I will' or I do' to KP?
Noooooo, Fido replies
You know it was KP who hid the water
But you've always got me
And I know you think of me
A million more times worth than KP
There she is now
Banished to my kennel!
You got her fooled though
When you say to her each day;
'You're looking more trout-like each day, my dear!'
It's the 'my dear!' bit that fools her - Heehee.
Oh, I got some nutty owners, Fido says
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- Comment from author about the poem: More nuttiness! lol.
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Another smile Orchi and that is worth the day. Thanks for the smile
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome
Wot happened to the hymns? Are you now beyond redemption?
Thank you D. I've dried up on the hymns. Maybe cos they couldn't stand me singing/screeching them! How's that Winter? Are you near Perth? A long-lost friend is there.
Your friend will have to stay lost. I'm on the other side of this southern hemispheric lump. Summat like six hours by plane or three days by train - done both, not doing it again.
Winter wet wet wet and wet again though they tell us spring will be sprung.....soon.
When is it due to be sprunging? And is that even a word? lol.
Getting all pedantic on me now hey? No idea when spring will be sprung. The sun has made a brief appearance, so it could be tomorrow. Think I'll sleep on it....
Good fun one Orchi.
Thank you Gold. lol.
You make a fruitcake seem sane so ya do .. 😎👍
Thank you fruitcake, erm, Neville. lol.
Fantastic, my friend.
Thank you T. lol.
Great one!
Thank you R. lol.
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