Dreamscape?

Nope, I'm afraid it's not a dream

It's all true, all real, you know

My marriage to KP

It went downhill from day one

A living nightmare

Was that you, Fido, that fateful evening

Halloween - when else could it have been?

Did you hide the water from my tipple

So that I got tipsy

And said 'I will' or I do' to KP?

Noooooo, Fido replies

You know it was KP who hid the water

But you've always got me

And I know you think of me

A million more times worth than KP

There she is now

Banished to my kennel!

You got her fooled though

When you say to her each day;

'You're looking more trout-like each day, my dear!'

It's the 'my dear!' bit that fools her - Heehee.

Oh, I got some nutty owners, Fido says