This is probably not a Haiku, but it might be 5.7.5.
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Married to KP (KP has taken up two syllables here)
It's been downhill from day one
All in Cuckoo Land
(No change there then from me, KP, Fido, etc)
LOL
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'A rubbish attempt,' says KP to me
Though Fido never insults me
Just for saying that, KP
A double helping of sewage today
For your dinner
While Fido and I have roast beef
And all the trimmings! Heehee.
'That dog'll have to go,' says KP
'Woof! Never,' says Fido
'Woof! Never,' says I too
I'm barking mad -
A very corny old joke there!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 26th, 2025 09:24
- Comment from author about the poem: Life with KP. lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments1
Never was good at math or counting so I'll give you a pass on that haiku. Good one Orchi
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