Haiku or summat

orchidee

This is probably not a Haiku, but it might be 5.7.5.

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Married to KP (KP has taken up two syllables here)

It's been downhill from day one

All in Cuckoo Land

(No change there then from me, KP, Fido, etc)

LOL

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'A rubbish attempt,' says KP to me

Though Fido never insults me

Just for saying that, KP

A double helping of sewage today

For your dinner

While Fido and I have roast beef

And all the trimmings! Heehee.

 

'That dog'll have to go,' says KP

'Woof! Never,' says Fido

'Woof! Never,' says I too

I'm barking mad - 

A very corny old joke there!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 26th, 2025 09:24
  • Comment from author about the poem: Life with KP. lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 35
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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Comments6

  • sorenbarrett

    Never was good at math or counting so I'll give you a pass on that haiku. Good one Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome

        • orchidee

          Well the first bit may be 5.7.5. but I dunno if it's a proper Haiku. I thought a Haiku was a foreign sneeze, as in 'Achoo / Haiku'! lol.

        • Cheeky Missy

          I've yet to discover what enchants you men that you hitch up to such she-devils.

          • orchidee

            Thank you CM. lol.

          • Goldfinch60

            Too many syllables for a haiku Orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thank you Gold. Is the first bit a Haiku, or 5.7.5. at least?

            • Salvia.S

              A quirky, playful piece, full of character and chaos. Feels like domestic life meets surreal comedy. Fun and oddly charming!

              • orchidee

                Thank you S. lol.

              • Tom Dylan

                This really made me smile. Loved it. Nicely done. Cheers.

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Tom. Oh it's nutty! lol.

                • NafisaSB

                  enjoy what you can, when you can...

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you N.

                    • NafisaSB

                      always welcome
                      have a productive time



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