LIMERICKS 142, 143 & 144

 The howling wind blows strong today

   and on the lawn where children play

a caravan is lying flat

and that is very odd is that

I hadn't got one yesterday.

An influencer working hard n line

failed miserably and had to resign

he had little impact

he was useless in fact

like a fart in a gale force nine

There is an old man in Chippenham

whose eyebrows have a great dip in them

they sweep down his nose

where little else grows

but it does makes it easy for trimming ‘em.