The howling wind blows strong today
and on the lawn where children play
a caravan is lying flat
and that is very odd is that
I hadn't got one yesterday.
An influencer working hard n line
failed miserably and had to resign
he had little impact
he was useless in fact
like a fart in a gale force nine
There is an old man in Chippenham
whose eyebrows have a great dip in them
they sweep down his nose
where little else grows
but it does makes it easy for trimming ‘em.
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Michael Edwards (
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It’s been a while, Michael! Good to see/read those limericks again🕊️🙏🏻
They are reat fun - thanks arqios
Cheers 🕊️🙏🏻
I hare told you before that I love limericks and these put a smile on my face and I thank you for that. Lovely
Cheers s
Most welcome
There’s this geezer here name of Michael,
The limerick form he tends to recycle;
He splashes about on canvas too -
You want one of them? Join the queue,
Even see them here? Patience is vital….
Nice one DD - another laugh.
Could pop a few more out Michael, but nah -- It would only get all competitive and potentially (certainly } abusive, as has happened here before, so I'm going to bow out gracefully.....
There was an old lady called Jemima
Who was a wonderful rhymer
She fell off her chair
And fell down the stairs
Now she's all but a mimer
LoL I'm going to keep them coming now, with you I always have so much fun, I'm the worst at Limerick lol
Yours are pure comedy and very well crafted. 🌹
There was a youg lass called Jemima
who fancied herself as a rhymer
so she got out her pen
stabbed her finger which then
crushed her hopes as a rhymer designer
🤣 ah yes 🤣🙂↕️ ❤️
Oh lol, good writes M.
Thanks O
There was a young lad called lornie
Who was a bit more than horny
He loved to play trains
But poor dear old Jane
Got caught in his tracks
And bushes thorny
LoL I know I'm trite 🤣
There was a young lass called Mandy
Who was hot and incredibly randy
so she thought up a plan
to entice a young man
and practice her modus operandi.
Yes yes yes 🤣
I have missed your Limerick's, Michael. These did their job delightfully! 🤣🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
More fine limericks Michael.
Andy
enjoyed these, and remembered how i used to try my hand at them as a teenager...
Cheers N
Have a beautiful and productive day
Absolutely fantastic! These really made me smile. Just wonderful.
Aw thanks
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