LIMERICKS 148, 149 & 150
There was an old man with one eye
Who decided to make apple pie
But sadly the crust
all crumbled to dust
which made his one eye start to cry
There was a young lass called Jemima
who fancied herself as a rhymer
so she got out her pen
stabbed her finger which then
crushed her hopes as a rhymer designer
There was a young lass called Mandy
Who was known to be incredibly randy
she thought up a plan
to entice a young man
to practice her modus operandi.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Good writes M. lol. Not a Berle out of place.
But what about the Syl's 😁
Yup, she checked them too - all OK!
Immense thanks to you as this is fabulous, I absolutely love your limericks
There was an old man called lee
Who really loved drinking tea
But the bag got a dunk
In the beer so was drunk
And to be he would have to be
lol I'm still crap
There was an old man called lee
addicted was he to hot tea
but when dunking a bag
he met up with a snag
when it burst and the leaves were set free
lol 💜
There was an old lady called nelly,
Who wore to bed smelly wellies
One night she woke up
And out jumped a skunk
From her Welly rather smelly
LOL work your magic my friend. I have no idea when I even dream this stuff up lol
You have done it again Michael and entertained me for another morning putting a smile on my face.
We all need a smile - thanks sb
Indeed we do. You are most welcome
There was an old lass called Gabby
Who's hair was what we would call shaggy
She fell on her fringe and damaged her minge
Now she's best known as baggy
lol ok. Ok I know, I'm the worst limerickist... 🤣
There was an old lady called Smelly Nelly
who went to bed wearing both her wellies
and such was the stench
it made your cheeks clench
and it turned the wax candles to jelly
Laugh out loud 📢 kudos you may well be my Limerick soulmate 🤗
There was an old lass called shabby Gabby
Who's hair was long and straggly and shaggy
it fell past her shoulders
which stuck out like boulders
and swept past her boobs which were craggy and saggy
🤣
Great limericks, my friend. And thank you too, Teddy! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Good ones Michael.
Andy
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