LIMERICKS 151, 152 & 153

LIMERICKS 151, 152 & 153

There was an old man called lee

addicted was he to hot tea

but when dunking a bag

he met up with a snag

when it burst and the leaves were set free.

There was an old lady called Smelly Nelly

who went to bed wearing both her wellies

and such was the stench

it made your cheeks clench

and it turned the wax candles to jelly.

There was an old lass called shaby Gabby
Who's hair was long and straggly and shaggy
it fell past her shoulders

which stuck out like boulders

and swept past her boobs which were craggy and saggy.