The animals went on two by two
you’ve never seen such a motley crew
they berthed at Ararat and then
the rabbits alighted ten by ten.
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Michael Edwards (
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Michael another good one but you will soon have Christian and Jew after you maybe Muslim as well. I often thought about that two get on and how many get off. Especially the flies, roaches, rats, bedbugs, leaches and on and on and on....... I guess whales wouldn't need a lift .... I wonder how well those animals got along.... what if one of the frogs ate one of the flies then they would be one short......
It makes me wonder if Noah was a vegetarian - and if he was why was he only saving the animals and not the plants - and if they went in two by two who accompanied Noah? So many questions.
You can't apply logic to a myth it'll drive you crazy
And how! For sure! This is another great one, Michael!
Could you imagine Noah doing that today with humans.
Eh, I'm gender-neutral, he's neutral-gender, she's non-binary, she's pan sexual, and that guy thinks he's Elvis.
Give me the rabbits anytime.
Love it 😁😁Mind you it does make me wonder which breed f rabbits or there again there were probably only wild rabbits back then.
Oops, they would! lol. Does Miss Berles have any rabbits as pets?
She breeds siberians and before you ask me - she breeds browns and lilacs.
More fun words Michael.
Andy
As ever, Sir, you're downright hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
Aw thanks Missy - much appreciated
there are some species that will always multiply faster than others, i think..but imagine if all did so, [like humans and rabbits] the chaos that would ensue
The only consolation for me is that I was raised on what was effectively a rabbit farm and thus I was nurtured on rabbit meat - sadly not easy to come by now here in the UK - only wild rabbit which is so tough by comparison
does that mean that their numbers are dwindling? that's sad too, because they are such cute creatures..
The number of rabbit breeders is dwindling - such a shame as 'tame' rabbit meat is so tender and flavoursome but so hard to get hold of nowadays.
that's sad indeed, but life goes on....so we have to do with what's available...
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