I knew an old farter called farting Heck
who failed completely to keep farts in check
he was top of the charts
for his gale force farts
and his house was dust free: not even a speck
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This one in response to Teddy's challenge - thanks Teddy x
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LoL 😂 ah, you are the king 👑 hilarious there is something very smelly about this one. Farting Heck is having a moment 🌹
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