I knew an old farter called farting Heck
who failed completely to keep farts in check
he was top of the charts
with his gale force farts
and his house was dust free: not even a speck
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This one in response to Teddy's challenge - thanks Teddy x
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LoL 😂 ah, you are the king 👑 hilarious there is something very windy and smelly about this one. Farting Heck is having a moment 🌹
Don't worry - it'll pass
Now that sounds like a lot of hot air to me Michael. Another fun read from the master of limericks. Well done Michael
A windy good write M, lol.
LOL! Now, that is the quick way to clean! Everyone, clear the house! 🤣💨 LOL! Love it, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Good one Michael.
Andy
bro what the hell-??
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