I’m here all alone,
Just sitting and thinking,
The funny saying upon,
And, from the mug I’m drinking.
Shaped exactly like,
A green hand grenade.
Maybe you’ve seen them,
Heard these words said?
Meant for hard workers,
Piles of work, found under.
Complaint Department with ring,
With, “Please take a number.”
Or, the prankster guy,
Too low, he would stoop,
On his favorite mug,
“Coffee makes me poop.”
Another mug he has,
And, I’m not faking,
Two pigs, one piggyback,
Oinking, “Making bacon.”
And, the mugs in most hands,
Very common ones.
“World’s Greatest Dad,
World’s Greatest Mom.
Coffee mugs make great gifts,
For any time of the year.
Like, “I’m strong like my coffee,
I have nothing to fear!”
And, the mugs you get,
With your child’s sweet face.
For once look put together,
Hair combed and in place.
The mugs I find clever,
What’s on them, you cannot,
See the hidden image,
Until some thing’s poured in hot.
I did see a mug,
Women dressed and so prude.
With hot coffee now full,
Women gradually become nude!
Men, don’t leave those around,
For the kids to see.
When you come home late,
From the bachelor’s party.
You’ll have to explain,
As the kids sit and wait.
And, sip from your cup,
Full of their hot chocolate.
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
Offline) - Published: February 8th, 2017 06:45
- Comment from author about the poem: What would your coffee mug say? :)
- Category: Humor
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Love it - as for my mug, and as I am getting older, it would say: This Way Up (with an arrow of course)
Ha Ha. You could paint a beautiful version, no doubt! Thanks Michael!
LOL! love it, My mug just has pictures of Charlie Brown and his friends on it
I like that one Tony! Thanks.
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Thanks HONEY ~ You just proved (once again !) that you can write a Poem on anything "Coffee Messages indeed !" have you been googling PIN INTEREST. Meanwhile I have to up half the night researching the COTTON CLUB for my Poem ! My COFFEE CUP has the PERIODIC TABLE of ELMENTS on it to pay homage to MENDELEEV the Russian Genius who devised it in 1869 when some of the 92 Natural elements were still undiscovered. He predicted their properties which turned out to be correct ! Thanks for caring ~ Coffee Hugs ~ BRIAN
Thanks Dear Brian. Love that mug. We all should have one that inspires or cheers us up everyday. They can be alot of fun. Appreciate your comment, as always!
Love it!! Such a clever poem! My favorite mug doesn't say anything, but I do have some that I can't repeat, lol. Great job!
Ha Ha. So funny Christina! Thanks so much for the info and the comment and giggle 🙂
Very well thought out. Way to go!
Ha Ha. Thanks so much Dford1! 🙂
Coffee mugs bring smiles. A brief break from the day's stress while you fill or re-fill.The change in attitude they bring is miraculous. Maybe we should put them up for Sainthood. St. Starbuck...no, that doesn't work.
Hey, great bit of humor. Nicely put together. Got a chuckle. - Phil A.
Thanks Phil! I enjoy funny mugs too! 🙂
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