My flatulent family.....

P.H.Rose

                 My flatulent family...

When we all meet for a meal, on family occasions,
Lots of good greens will be ate by all my relations.
But Not long after the food, the gas starts to flow,
Some silent, some loud as the night begins to grow.
We are a flatulent family, it's a good job we don't smoke,
With all this gas about, we'd blow up rather than choke.
We've been told we are all healthy, for the greens that we eat,
But you wouldn't say that, if locked in a room with uncle Pete.
           Some say it's ok , as it's just a natural pass,
     do not light a match, in a room, with my family's gas.
      I was told to bottle it, and use it to light a camp fire,
But Saying you'd still eat, I'm afraid makes you be a big liar.....

  • Author: P.H.Rose (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 20th, 2017 14:11
  • Comment from author about the poem: sorry if any are offended by this Poem, but I invited all the family For a Sunday dinner, but we as A family eat a lot of greens, And for every positive there's a Negative.. They are healthy for You but can also cause a lot of Gas..... Mind you in my family There's a lot of gas bags.... It is so funny as we have some Very posh people in my family And to hear them fart is honestly Hilarious ..... We have such a laugh...
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  • rrodriguez

    A poem about flatulence, how clever... hilarious too...

    • P.H.Rose

      Thank you RR
      Glad you enjoyed
      It...

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      A ROSE ~ My Friend ~ By any other name ~ would sound & smell the same ! Thanks for scaring ~ BRIAN

      • P.H.Rose

        Thank you
        Brian

      • Michael Edwards

        I just love it - reminds of that great song by Queen: I wanna break wind - er oh no its free - well same thing really !!

        • P.H.Rose

          Ha ha.. thanks
          Michael..
          I thought you
          Might enjoy it...

        • Tony36

          Great write

          • P.H.Rose

            Thanks Tony

            • Tony36

              Welcome

            • Augustus

              I began belly laughing from the title to the finish. Great piece.

              • P.H.Rose

                Ha ha... now that
                Has made my day.
                It's all you can ask
                When someone
                Gets.. your poem.
                Thank you so much
                Augustus..

              • Elbeanzio

                A poem from the heart, conceived through a fart.

                Love it lol

                • P.H.Rose

                  Oh that's brilliant Elbeanzio.
                  I wish I could of put that
                  At the start as an explanation
                  Thank you for that
                  Great comment...

                • WriteBeLight

                  Ha Ha I have not words! So funny! Ripping fun!



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