I wore me CYCLE HAT on Monday
Ridin' on me bike
I wore me EAR-MUFF HAT on Tuesday
Goin' for a hike
I wore me CAP on Wednesday
The middle of me week
Me CAP ~ a hat that's really flat
With a mega full-on peak
I wore me WOOLLY HAT on Thursday
When the wind was wild an' cold
I wore me FOOTBALL BOBBLE HAT
On Friday ~ cos I was feelin' bold
I wear NO HAT on Saturday
A really doesn't matter day
I always wear a HAT on Sunday
A HAT that's BLACK & HOLY
But I take it off ~ my HAT i doff
When I'm eatin' GUACAMOLE
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN
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BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: MY MESSAGE FOR TODAY IS: If you want to get ahead ~ get a HAT ~ Comments welcome ~ Love to all ~ The Mad Hatter BRIAN XOX
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A fine write. lol.
Thanks "O" ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ~ BRIAN
Hats off to you Brian!
Thanks HONEY ~ Hats are always a good subject for a Poem ~ Hugs ~ BRIAN
Never worn a hat in my life so can't comment other than to say this is a most enjoyable read.
My friend says ~ Never wear a hat it makes your hair go damp and flat ~ And if you wear it long enuff ~ It all drops out like a Powder Puff. Thanks for you comment Michael ~ Yours BRIAN
I Like this Brian
I'm a child of the
Sixties, from old
Terrace house
Stock so my
Hat has to be
A flat cap....
Thanks FRIEND ~ I love the LOWERY Factory Gates ~ paintings ~ Every Mancunian in his flat-cap ~ awesome ~ Yours BRIAN
Good fun write, I used to wear hats but people just kept falling about laughing.
Well GF ~ there is a moral here. Confucius he say: Better to be a "figure of fun" than have a cold and exposed cranium ! Yours BRIAN
I saw a very big cat wearing a flamboyant the other day. I think it was a dandy lion! Good fun poem.
Thanks PHILIP ~ for your very droll reply ! Paradoxically ~ despite their practicality ~ HATS are always objects of amusement ! Yours BRIAN
Like your poem and rhyme about hats but I don't own one. Great write about hats!! (We generally do not wear too many hats in america except for winter ones) Hugs christina
Thanks CHRIS - Hats are much more important in the UK. Schoolboys ~ caps & boaters ~ Workmen ~ cloth caps & hard hats ~ Managers ~ trilbys and Bosses ~ bowler hats ! Toffs ~ Top hats. Ladies wear hats for Church & Weddings and on Ladies Day at Ascot & Aintree ~ Horse Racing. When a Footballer is seleceted for his Country he receives a CAP with a tassle and of course Academics wear Mortar Boards. Motor Cyclists must wear a crash helmet and Show Jumpers etc Police must wear their hats to make an arrest. Thanks for sharing ~ Hugs for you from the Mad Hatter ~ BRIAN.
A really fun and delightful read. Great write
Thanks TONY ~ Pleased you liked it ~ BRIAN
Welcome
Hats and me have never agreed but I love to imagine all those differing reasons for getting ahead.... ha ha - a great read Brian.
Thanks for your comment FAY ~ your hair is your Glory ! However you know just how fussy Men are about wearing the right headgear ~ for the right occasion. The Ladies have their day at Formal Weddings and of course Ladies Day at the Races ! Yours B
I doff my cap to you good Sir ! Or if you are American I would just say my hats off to you
ps demons wear fruit of the tomb hats! ...ww
Thanks WILLY ~ I'm UK so the DOFF would be appropriate ! There are also lots of myths and fables about Hats. HOWEVER I know from experience in PUEBLA ~ That MEXICANS ~ dance on your HAT ! They put castanets on and danced on my Stetson ~ then just so you know ~ they grabbed my CHAPEAU ~ and stomped on it 'til it was flat ~ I asked my Dad ~ he said "SI ES VERDAD " Mexicans dance on your HAT ~ and that's that ! Gracias por tu commentario ~ BRIAN
yes Ok you can't fight tradition ? me thinks his hat is too tight...shhh he's listening? oh you think he heard me? I hope not I like him plus he's a bloody English men> ww
Fun write.
Marvelous! Kudos!
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