This guy I know,
First name is Jack.
Coincidentally,
Last name is Ass.
Appropriate name,
Doesn’t hold him back.
So, very annoying,
He has the knack.
Has a very,
Wandering eye.
Leers at women,
Chauvinistic guy.
Ladies’ cabooses,
He just glares.
A total Goober,
With nothing upstairs.
Ever change,
His lascivious way?
Hell would freeze over,
To see that day.
If things were different,
The tables turned.
Would it impact him?
Would he learn?
Should the size of his package,
Determine his pay?
He thinks women,
Should be treated that way.
Makes one think,
About his wife.
What goes on at home?
Happy married life?
I wonder if the Mrs.
Knows what he’s like?
If she did,
Tell him, “Take a hike!”
I think his Company,
Should give him the boot,
Or face a Sexual,
Harassment lawsuit.
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
Offline) - Published: March 9th, 2017 06:31
- Category: Sociopolitical
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Comments9
Great - I used to work with a lawyer called Rupert Bear and he was real softy. Not sure about this guy with the large package though - are you sure his name isn't Don Key?
Ha Ha!!! Thanks for that laugh Michael!
Love this WBL..
In England we
Would refer to
Him as a
"Bungalow"...
It's a house,
One floor,
With no upstairs
Ha ha ...
Great poem...
Thanks so much P.H.!
Very nice.
Thanks! 🙂
Good write, they get everywhere.
Yes I agree and Thanks!
These people used to be everywhere , I think things are better now but I know they are still about. Just avoid them if you can. Great poem as usual. Phil.G
Thank you Phil. Yes, not much has really changed. I appreciate the comment. 🙂
Good write on Mr J.Ass. I know a very naughty name. Can't repeat it publicly. Shall I e-mail ya?! lol.
Ha Ha. Yes, Mr. JA is real everywhere. Just one of those things in life, I guess. Thanks for the comment! Go ahead and email. Might be great poem material 🙂
superb is all I can say at this moment. keep them coming WriteBeLight..great work..!
Right back at you Kevin! Thanks so very much 🙂
very welcome WriteBeLight..!
I've never had a job but i know a few people like that good write keep up the good work
Thanks. They are everywhere. I appreciate your comment!
lol,it ain`t me
That is very true! Thanks!
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