LIMERICKS 37 38 & 39
An eccentric old sailor from Hyde
had a tub with sea water inside.
When he was asked why
it was not filled up high
he explained ‘I’ve left room for the tide!’
There was an old man from Gibralter
who had a curvaceous young daughter.
Her body went in
where it should be thin
and out wherever it oughter.
There was a an old man called Savage
who suffered from piles in his passage.
So in surgery one day
they were soon cut away
which assisted the passage of gassage.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Good day for a smile plus a watercolour of the wharf in my local town
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Good fun limericks Michael. Like the picture as well.
Thanks a lot Goldfinch
Ah - just what my first read needed today Michael - Chuckling here at your clever fun-limericks and gasping in admiration at the fine watercolour.
You can't beat a good giggle and gasp thanks so much Fay
Put a smile on my face. Great write
Cheers Tony
Welcome
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Thanks - you missed off a Ha 🙂
"Tide," the detergent to clean the "old sailor's hide?" Sorry, poor humor on my part. Funny limericks, I missed this morning, now reading them late at night. Still funny.
Is that wharf on the river or the sea? Nice painting. - Phil A.
Thanks Phil - it's on the canal system just on the edge of the town centre.
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