I suppose I should be happy,
But, I didn’t see it coming.
I was a little surprised,
I certainly wasn’t bumming.
But, still caught off guard,
By this touch of no class.
Not at all gentlemanlike,
Actually, quite crass.
Nonetheless, it happened.
This guy grabbed my rear.
Just for a second,
Then took off out of there.
Out with a very close,
Good friend of mine.
He asked, “What’s the matter?
You’re blushed, are you crying?”
“No,” I said, “This guy….
He just grabbed my ass.
As I stood up, and,
He was walking past!”
“But, No, I’m not angry.
Still, just the same.
What an odd way to tell me,
That, I’ve still got game.”
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Very good.
Ha Ha. Thanks Garry!
I can't say I approve, but hey it could be worst? put it behind you. ww
In the rear view as we speak, WW 🙂 HA HA
Great write
Thanks Tony! I was surprised, I will tell you that 🙂
Welcome
come grab my ass WriteBeLight and have some fun. another fab write from the Queen of MPS.
Ha Ha Kevin! I am sure you get grabbed a lot 🙂 Thanks for the Royal comment!
It's infuriating and somehow like you said you're thinking "I've still got game" but I'm not promoting the ass grabbing. Another great poem!
I agree Christina. I was looking at the bright side, as what else could I do 🙂 The guy was the real ass.... 🙂 Thanks!
Ha ha.... great poem WBL
I'm not the sort that would
Do that but I've often thought
What women think when it
Happens..... you still haven't
Answer the question but I've
An idea of the answer.
If it happened to my wife
She would knock them out
Believe me..... my lady can
Look after herself....
I should know !!!!!'
HA HA. It happened so fast. The coward ran away 🙂 Thanks P.H. It is a strange thing for sure. I bet she would have knocked their socks off!
She is worse than me at road rage,
The other day someone in a large
4x4 truck was trying to make us
Drive up an enbankment as the
Road we were both on was narrow.
I cannot write the language that
Came from my beautiful lady,
Needless to say he moved..
Post Haste....
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Its never happened to me - not sure if I'm jealous or appalled - great write though.
That is exactly the thing. All about the reaction time. Did he really do that or just brush by by accident. It was no accident for sure. He was the ass! Thanks Michael.
well,sounds like you still have game,but rude of him
Thanks wordman! It was rude. I will be more aware next time. Hoping there is not one, though 🙂
you shouldn`t have to watch for idiot`s
Not something of which I would approve or do but as you say "You've still got game"
Good write.
Thanks Goldfinch! It was inappropriate, for sure. Like I mentioned above. The guy is an ass! Ha Ha.
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