In A Pinch

WriteBeLight

I suppose I should be happy,

But, I didn’t see it coming.

I was a little surprised,

I certainly wasn’t bumming.

 

But, still caught off guard,

By this touch of no class.

Not at all gentlemanlike,

Actually, quite crass.

 

Nonetheless, it happened.

This guy grabbed my rear.

Just for a second,

Then took off out of there.

 

Out with a very close,

Good friend of mine.

He asked, “What’s the matter?

You’re blushed, are you crying?”

 

“No,” I said, “This guy….

He just grabbed my ass.

As I stood up, and,

He was walking past!”

 

“But, No, I’m not angry.

Still, just the same.

What an odd way to tell me,

That, I’ve still got game.”

  • Author: WriteBeLight (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 11th, 2017 06:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: True story.
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  • Garry

    Very good.

  • willyweed

    I can't say I approve, but hey it could be worst? put it behind you. ww

    • WriteBeLight

      In the rear view as we speak, WW 🙂 HA HA

    • Tony36

      Great write

      • WriteBeLight

        Thanks Tony! I was surprised, I will tell you that 🙂

        • Tony36

          Welcome

        • kevin browne

          come grab my ass WriteBeLight and have some fun. another fab write from the Queen of MPS.

          • WriteBeLight

            Ha Ha Kevin! I am sure you get grabbed a lot 🙂 Thanks for the Royal comment!

          • Christina8

            It's infuriating and somehow like you said you're thinking "I've still got game" but I'm not promoting the ass grabbing. Another great poem!

            • WriteBeLight

              I agree Christina. I was looking at the bright side, as what else could I do 🙂 The guy was the real ass.... 🙂 Thanks!

            • P.H.Rose

              Ha ha.... great poem WBL
              I'm not the sort that would
              Do that but I've often thought
              What women think when it
              Happens..... you still haven't
              Answer the question but I've
              An idea of the answer.
              If it happened to my wife
              She would knock them out
              Believe me..... my lady can
              Look after herself....
              I should know !!!!!'

              • WriteBeLight

                HA HA. It happened so fast. The coward ran away 🙂 Thanks P.H. It is a strange thing for sure. I bet she would have knocked their socks off!

                • P.H.Rose

                  She is worse than me at road rage,
                  The other day someone in a large
                  4x4 truck was trying to make us
                  Drive up an enbankment as the
                  Road we were both on was narrow.
                  I cannot write the language that
                  Came from my beautiful lady,
                  Needless to say he moved..
                  Post Haste....

                  • WriteBeLight

                    She is great!

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Its never happened to me - not sure if I'm jealous or appalled - great write though.

                    • WriteBeLight

                      That is exactly the thing. All about the reaction time. Did he really do that or just brush by by accident. It was no accident for sure. He was the ass! Thanks Michael.

                    • ron parrish aka wordman

                      well,sounds like you still have game,but rude of him

                      • WriteBeLight

                        Thanks wordman! It was rude. I will be more aware next time. Hoping there is not one, though 🙂

                        • ron parrish aka wordman

                          you shouldn`t have to watch for idiot`s

                        • Goldfinch60

                          Not something of which I would approve or do but as you say "You've still got game"
                          Good write.

                          • WriteBeLight

                            Thanks Goldfinch! It was inappropriate, for sure. Like I mentioned above. The guy is an ass! Ha Ha.



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