COMICAL COUPLETS
If sheep count sheep to go to sleep
do hake eat steak to stay awake?
Have you ever wondered how you’d alight
if you ever flew on a non-stop flight?
Attendance is thin on the ground today,
It seems like the fat ones have stayed away.
You’re an artist so tell me and be quite frank:
How can anyone ‘draw a blank’ ?
Last autumn I went out with my daughter
to look for a source of spring water
Michael Edwards © April 2017
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Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Todays its a smile plus some of my little coastal sculptures.
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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Knock"
"Knock who?"
"Knock,knock"
Says I quite modestly:
'It's me,
it's me, it's me,
its me, its me,'
Honestly !
Heehee. Good write and pic. My very old joke is 'Why is abbreviation such a long word?' People have given up laughing at it. Well, I might only know about 3 jokes, and they've heard it 100 times! lol.
Why has lisp got an 's' in it?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'.
If a word is misspelt in the dictionary how do you know?
Aww, that's the 3 jokes I know. Now I don't know any, to tell anyone else! heehee.
Dunno who's there - can't hear the door knocker. Try ringing the bell!
Been ringing it like the clappers
"There was a Young Fellow called MICHAEL ~ who on MPS his droll jokes did cycle ~ If you heard them before (Michael isn't a bore) but he recycles them ~ again & again ! Thanks MICHEAL we all need a smile with our boiled egg on Good Friday Morning ! Happy Easter BRIAN. Please check my poem ~ Thanks B.
Do I recycle them?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Wonderful write they made me smile
Great tony - thanks for comment.
Welcome
Made me smile. Well done.
Cheers Garry
good light hearted fun for all
Thanks Willy
Are bears bare? Great job Michael! A very right write!
I do declare
if ever you dare
to scare a bear
it wouldn’t be fair
cos it might lose its hair
and a bear that is bare
would get goose pimples.
🙂
Humor and sculpting, Wow! Funny stuff that, the jokes not the sculptures. And you made it into a poem as well. Well, I enjoyed a laugh and for that I am grateful. Nice work. - Phil A.
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