THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

Michael Edwards

 

 

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 

 

You should see the legs on the girl next door

they’re long enough to reach the floor.

If they were not that length at all

the girl next door would surely fall.

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 22nd, 2017 00:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: A smile plus a one of my fishy wall sculptures.-
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
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  • Goldfinch60

    Good write, gave me my first smile of the day.

  • Garry

    A good reworking of an old joke well done.

  • WriteBeLight

    Has a nice step to it 🙂 Nice fish.

  • willyweed

    I hope they are long enough to reach her arse as well? nice fish! good one Michael!

  • rrodriguez

    This poem is poignant in its intrinsic message. Nice!

  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    THANKS MICHAEL ~ That should ha'e been a Giraffe Sculpture nae a fush ! You should see the Girl from next flat to me ~ she has a score of 63 ! 63 from 100 then ? No that's her score just out of TEN ! BRIAN Please check my Pyramidal Poem ~ Ta B.

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write and pic.

  • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

    Oh giggling. Clever witty Limerick. Fun to read from u again. Thumbs up.👍
    Will u too my latest?



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