There was a rude man from Kuwait
who at will would oft eructate.
He’d first draw in air
and then without care
would belch from first light till quite late.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Fun write.
A 'windy' good write!
It's a belcher.
I got the wind of that limerick Michael right from the very first line. - ha ha -
I beg his pardon 🙂 Great one.
My friend IVOR the ORGAN is Welsh
Seine Frau ist auf Deutschland und Schmeltz
But when they get a whiff
Of the old Bara Brith
Zey BELLSCH und zey BELLSCH und zee BELLSCH
Thanks Michael ~ enjoyed it ~ BRIAN. Please check my poem ~ Thanks B.
Was the man very old - millions of years old, like me and Goldie are?! (it's nutty! lol).
Nutty slack gives off prehistoric gas - bit like burping really - cripes - nutty slack that takes me back - I guess you remember it well.
Maybe he could become a sailor
Aboard a south Pacific whaler
If they ever got stuck in the Doldrums
If the winds had no whinnie or became humdrum
Then he'd swallow all and release his call
And the boat would scurvy away
Useful advice s - just about to read Moby Dick.
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