Young Reginald had a large nose
On which birds of all types would repose.
This at first he enjoyed
but he soon got annoyed
when they crapped down the front of his clothes.
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Michael Edwards (
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That's always going to be a problem, Michael.
Bat's are an even bigger problem - especially the guano on the top lip.
My first smile of the day, thank you Michael.
A smile a day keeps the birds away.
Oh lol. Nose as big as a bird's perch!
Quite useful but you do need a large hanky.
There was a young Girl from Divizes
Whose EARS* they were different sizes
One was so small ~ it was no use at all
But the other ~ it won several prizes
*Could be FEET ~ ETC ETC !
Thanks MIKE for another limmy and another
BARRINGTON ~ AMUSE NEZ ! BRIAN
Please check my ICE CREAM Poem & Fusion
Thanks BRIAN
'ear 'ear Brian. I've 'eard that ear 'eard wot the other ear 'eard but the other ear 'eard it first.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh !
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Well done, Micheal! It's a pleasure to run across well written humor in our usually heavy offerings.
Ah thank you Louis - I do write quite a bit of heavy stuff but often get more fun out of writing a bit of nonsense and the limerick is an ideal platform. When it comes to serious work I do wish more poets could write about subject matter other than their own direct personal experiences - to do so is the mark of a good poet. Sorry - I could go on and on - thanks again for your kind comment.
I totally agree, Michael. The younger poets, it seems, haven't had enough life experience to draw from in their poetry, outside of what they are feeling now. Would you agree?
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Haha.
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