NATASHA'S best friend is a SNAKE
A bright yellow PYTHON called Jake
She blushed bright red ~ when it slid in her bed
Which didn't amuse her Husband Fred !
LOUISE is a tease ~ her pet's a GIRAFF
Which always makes her neighbors laff
His head sticks out of the bathroom window
Whenever she gives it a baff !
AMANADA UGANDA ~ She loves her BEAR
A pet she keeps secret ~ I do declare
I saw her cat ~ when I went to her flat
But I've never seen her BARE !
Ruth wanted a pet that exotic
And small enough ~ to fit in her pocket
Her husband granted her every wish
And bought her a bright colored TROPICAL FISH
GLORIA'S pet is a neighborhood thrilla
A seven foot hairy black GORILLA !
She confessed "It really bangs my Gong"
When I get hugged by my own King Cong !
PENELOPE wanted a big cuddly DOG
To take on walks ~ she loved to jog
In case she felt faint (she was very learned)
She bought a big kennel ~ then a SAINT BERNARD !
ANGELA if you're choosing a PET
Never consult your local VET
He will always suggest a DOG
Never a LIZARD or even a FROG
Because DOGS have the biggest Vet bills yet !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Hugs BRIAN
It has been pointed out that my Poems are too
Structured ~ too Serious and too Scientific ~ so
I consulted my Mischievous Muse ~ I Hope this
posting redresses the balance ! Please let me know.
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Author:
BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (
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Great stuff Brian - gave me a big grin.-
Thanks MICHAEL ~ I'm off my high horse ~ and bringing a smile to MPS ~ BRIAN
THANKS KAT ~ I love plays on words and innuendos (the interpretation is in the mind of the reader !) Pleased you loved it ~ I aim to please ! Bear Hugs ~ BRIAN XOX
A fine write. Oohh you can't help that, Brian! You would not be you, if you was not structured, scientific, serious.
But you have humour too - and ya knows what brimstone is. I was losing sleep over not knowing what it was, ya know! heehee.
THANKS STEVE ~ I went to a Grammar School but don't tell Theresa May ! Yours BRIAN
This was a big change for you! Great stuff and very cute. I knew it would be funny with Britney and the snake! Hugs-Christina
THANKS CHRIS ~ As you know I do have a fun side ~ pleased you liked it ~ You are a fun person too ~ given the chance ~ but life is stressful for both of us today !
HUGS ~ BRIAN
What a fun reading. Loved it. Thanks
Thanks MALU ~ we all like to inject a little FUN into MPS ~ now & again ~ BRIAN
I enjoyed them all Briansodes. Very clever, indeed!
Thanks LOUIS ~ pleased you enjoyed them all ! BRIAN
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