LADIES & THEIR PETS ! ~ Seven Micro Poems

BRIAN & ANGELA

 

 

NATASHA'S best friend is a SNAKE

A bright yellow PYTHON called Jake

She blushed bright red ~ when it slid in her bed

Which didn't amuse her Husband Fred !

 

LOUISE is a tease ~ her pet's a GIRAFF

Which always makes her neighbors laff

His head sticks out of the bathroom window

Whenever she gives it a baff !

 

AMANADA UGANDA ~ She loves her BEAR

A pet she keeps secret ~ I do declare

I saw her cat ~ when I went to her flat   

But I've never seen her BARE !

 

Ruth wanted a pet that exotic 

And small enough ~ to fit in her pocket

Her husband granted her every wish 

And bought her a bright colored TROPICAL FISH

 

GLORIA'S pet is  a neighborhood thrilla

A seven foot hairy black GORILLA !

She confessed "It really bangs my Gong"

When I get hugged by my own  King Cong !

 

PENELOPE  wanted a big cuddly DOG

To take on walks ~ she loved to jog

In case she felt faint (she was very learned)

She bought a big kennel ~ then a SAINT BERNARD !

 

ANGELA  if you're choosing a PET

Never consult your local VET

He will always suggest a DOG

Never a LIZARD or even a FROG

Because DOGS have the biggest Vet bills yet !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Hugs BRIAN

 

It has been pointed out that my Poems are too

Structured ~ too Serious and too Scientific ~ so

I consulted my Mischievous Muse ~ I Hope this

posting redresses the balance ! Please let me know.  

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 20th, 2017 02:04
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
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  • Michael Edwards

    Great stuff Brian - gave me a big grin.-

  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    Thanks MICHAEL ~ I'm off my high horse ~ and bringing a smile to MPS ~ BRIAN

  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    THANKS KAT ~ I love plays on words and innuendos (the interpretation is in the mind of the reader !) Pleased you loved it ~ I aim to please ! Bear Hugs ~ BRIAN XOX

  • orchidee

    A fine write. Oohh you can't help that, Brian! You would not be you, if you was not structured, scientific, serious.
    But you have humour too - and ya knows what brimstone is. I was losing sleep over not knowing what it was, ya know! heehee.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      THANKS STEVE ~ I went to a Grammar School but don't tell Theresa May ! Yours BRIAN

    • Christina8

      This was a big change for you! Great stuff and very cute. I knew it would be funny with Britney and the snake! Hugs-Christina

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        THANKS CHRIS ~ As you know I do have a fun side ~ pleased you liked it ~ You are a fun person too ~ given the chance ~ but life is stressful for both of us today !
        HUGS ~ BRIAN

      • malubotelho

        What a fun reading. Loved it. Thanks

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Thanks MALU ~ we all like to inject a little FUN into MPS ~ now & again ~ BRIAN

        • Louis Gibbs

          I enjoyed them all Briansodes. Very clever, indeed!

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            Thanks LOUIS ~ pleased you enjoyed them all ! BRIAN



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