Was that thunder?
That rumbling sound?
No, that’s just him,
Farting around.
Hard worker for sure,
Certainly not lazy.
But, when work’s done,
Eats and watches T.V.
Loves spicy foods.
The hotter the better.
Wasabi crackers,
With Pepper Jack cheddar.
His favorite fuel,
His kind of gas.
Keeps him in motion,
And, putting on past.
Ripping here,
Blasting there.
Snacks from the frig,
To his favorite chair.
Would never think,
He’s wasting time.
Knows how to relax.
Has peace of mind.
But, if a scent,
Wafts in the air.
Best advice,
Run from there!
Says it’s on purpose.
He brags and gloats.
“Hey, I don’t like to share,
The program remote.”
From beginning to end,
He emanates a sound,
“I work hard and have the right,
To just fart around.”
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This is a very silly poem about an old saying about wasting time. Just having some fun. Also, read you in a couple of days. :)
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Good fun write, it gets worse the older you get.
Ha Ha. You are funny Goldfinch! Thanks!
Oh lol, swoon! Will it affect the greenhouse effect, or whatever it is?!
Great question orchidee and thanks! 🙂
A cute one, WBL! Thanks for the chuckle.
You are very welcome Louis and thanks!
Do you recall the video by Queen where he's vacuuming - whenever I see it I want to sing: I want to break wind. Well this laugh aloud posting put me in mind of it.
PS You'll never forget these words whenever you hear Queen sing 'I want to break free' .
Ha Ha. I will check that out Michael! Thanks 🙂
LOL!!
Thanks Tony!
Welcome
“I work hard and have the right,
To just fart around.”
Good point. Enjoy this light poem.
Thanks M & M. Glad I could do so. I appreciate your comment 🙂
This is a must fun to read. You are so awesome. Thanks for sharing.
You are an excellent poet! Thank you for saving as a favorite and for your wonderful comment!
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