Kindle the fire and put out the light
the two of us are alone tonight
oh how I’ve craved for your company
so let’s settle down - and watch TV.
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Never one to sit on a shelf
always very full of himself
he suffers from an anti-social perversion
Docs call it rectal introversion.
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In the shade of a pyramid
Humphrey the gay camel
felt quite dispirited.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: After the seasons three shorties for a smile. And no - the painting isn't mine but when I saw it it made me chuckle.
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Love the pic! lol The three short writes were a pleasure to read!
Thanks Christina - yes she's a hoot isn't she.
I sense electricity in your writing.
Don't go out tonite.
There's a chance of lightening!
A nice collection of fun writing.
Good fun writes.
Good fun picture as well, I had not seen that one before.
Good writes, M. Oohh yes, let's settle down and watch TV. Nothing 'exciting' or 'hot', mind you. It's me sheltered life! heehee.
A good programme on the process of drying paint - can't beat it - you just have to wait - which is what I'll be doing shortly - house decorating today.
Michael, I like you more and more!
Bro, u good fun, u da best!
Thanks Fred - you know perhaps not totally PC but when the idea of Humphrey the gay camel came to me I just couldn't stop grinning.
Those are very spirited Michael. On the contrary of Humphrey the gay camel. Enjoyed them. My first laugh today. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks Malu
This paint is much better than the original one. So sexy. LOL.
The third short is very funny.
Thank you for sending the smile. 🙂
Glad you liked them
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