A beetle landed on my arm
it wouldn't go away
it wasn't doing any harm
so I thought I'd let it stay.
But it bit my arm quite badly
and the mark was so distinct
and I have to tell you sadly
that the beetle's now extinct.
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Gin and tonic
Supersonic !
If you get hooked
your goose is cooked:
off to clinic
ton and ginic
Hic!
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Please don’t play with your gun today
Guns are not toys with which you can play
A careless shot and you might end up dead;
something you need like a hole in the head.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
Offline) - Published: September 12th, 2017 00:05
- Comment from author about the poem: From fusions with a bit of adjustment - sorry if you've seen these before.
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Comments10
Michael, all three are great, but number two is my favorite!
Thanks Fred - a bit of fun.
Three good pieces Michael.
Cheers Andy
Great fun Michael. Enjoyed reading them.
Cheers Frank
A fine write M. It's shimilar for me, if I've had sheveral sherries! What, this time of day Orchi?!
Try a Gerry - it's a gin and sherry - errr - or is it a shin?
Perfect smile achieved.
Mugsdaddy
Great - so pleased you found them a bit of fun.
Great stuff... i do like to see light hearted fun stuff in here. Yes that beetle one is my fav here.
Mind you the beetle had been on the gin !!
All three worked for me! Fun stuff, Michael.
Great - thanks Louis
Liked them all Michael fun stuff
Pleased you like them Bill. By the way I had a gallery phone me today and they want four paintings by the middle of next week plus some of my little sculptures so it's been a good day for me.
Congrats ...always like to hear of an artist doing good
All the three are fresh to me. Love them, fun to read.
Thanks muchly m&m
Michael, this was fun to read and very cute. I liked the one about the poor beetle. Thanks buddy!
Thanks friend - so glad you liked them.
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