TEN OXYMORONS ~ ON LOVE !

BRIAN & ANGELA

 

 

PERFECT MATCH ~ PRINCE HARRY (UK) & MEGHAN MARKLE (USA)

 

SIZE MATTERS ~ Sorry Ladies ~ W Y S I W Y G !

NEW POSITION ~ After 10,000 years ~ NO new positions            

OPEN MARRIAGE ~ Like a Open Sandwich ~ unappetising 

PERFECT PARTNER ~ HOW ? Women are from VENUS ~ Men from MARS

SAFE SEX ~ About as safe as Russian Roulette  

PURELY PHYSICAL ~ This is the Perfect Oxymoron !

PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP ~ A MYTH like "FAT FREE DIET" 

AMICABLE DIVORCE ~ IMPOSSIBLE ~ Like FRIENDLY FIRE

CASUAL SEX ~ A MYTH ~ SEX can never be Casual

FREE LOVE ~ A MYTH ~ LOVE is never Free

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX 

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 28th, 2017 01:09
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  • FredPeyer

    You got me thinking, Brian. There must be a lot more of these relationship oxymorons in our every day life. Well penned!

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Thanks FRED ~ Yes indeed like ~ Meaningful \"one night stand\" ~ Romantic Pornography ~ Happy Threesome (simultaneous Love with Twins is an exception !) the list is endless because we always want to convince ourselves that what WE are actually doing (like Harmless Fun) is OK ! BRIAN.

    • Goldfinch60

      Some good writes but I would disagree with 'amicable divorce' I am divorced from my first wife 38 years ago but still we talk to each other and in fact she and her husband and Joyce and myself have got together many times over the years without any acrimony, we both remarried in the same year, 1981.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks ANDY ~ It is always the exceptions that disprove the rule ! Perhaps amicable access to the Children & Grandchildren removes some of the acrimony one so often sees. On has to appreciate that at their best OXYMORONS are only generalisations and therefor only absurd in some (but not all) cases.. The same is true of Platonic Relationships ~ it can and does work ! I walk circumspectly with all my delectable Female Colleagues ! Yours BRIAN

      • Michael Edwards

        Awfully nice poem Brian.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Thanks MICHAEL ~ I love it when one of my odd odes is graded NICE ! I always do my best to please ~ BRIAN

          • Michael Edwards

            Just couldn't avoid an oxymoron of my own Brian - more than nice - awfully nice!!!

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              Yes I did notice the OM which is why I didn't chose AWFULLY ~ In a ART CLASS the Tutor described a Painting as PLEASINGLY BAD ! Yours BRIAN

            • orchidee

              A fine write B. As I'm millions of years old, I would know about positions! Did I pass on my experience to you, for that line?! heehee.

              • BRIAN & ANGELA

                Thanks STEVE ~ YES I read you version of KS published in 1066 ! Being a Gentleman my fave position is \"GIRL on TOP 99\" ~ An ice cream with a flake does keep one cool during coitus ! Yours BRIAN

              • Christina8

                I have to agree with GF on the amicable divorce one--I have known quite a few people to get along with ex's. But there are quite a few good ones in here! i just can't pick one as my favorite. Great job! Sisterly hugs--Christina

                • BRIAN & ANGELA

                  Thanks CHRIS ~ Pleased you liked it ~ not an 18 ~ OK ~ Brotherly HUGS ~ BRIAN @@@@@@@

                  • Christina8

                    Hey, I really did like it, you know! I realize it wasn't an 18. I'm sorry my review wasn't up to par today!

                    • BRIAN & ANGELA

                      Ohhhhhhhhhhhh SIS ~ CHRIS ~ if you just posted "NICE" that would satisfy me ~ OK ~ BROTHER BRIAN

                    • Azura Nightsong

                      Some of these make me laugh terribly hard. (And since I'm in English class I probably shouldn't(don't worry I'm done with my work)) The others are kind of sad, but they are truths people need to learn. I enjoyed this greatly.


                      However, there is such thing as a break up at least that ends up with still being friends, my parents an example, which I am so thankful for.

                      • BRIAN & ANGELA

                        Thanks AZURA ~ Yes some of them are funny and some are sad. Pleased your Parents are still Civil ti each other after their divorce. I've never been married yet but in my extended Family some divorced Couples stay very close mainly for the sake of the Children and both sets of Grandparents have full access ! In other cases it is just the opposite. Hugs ~ BRIAN @@@@@@@

                      • malubotelho

                        Great fun write baby Brian. Like you said we always want to make harmless things not so ok to do. I had an amicable divorce that my ex never signed. We are good friends now. He keeps calling me everyday.

                        • BRIAN & ANGELA

                          Obrigado MAE MALU ~ Pleased your divorce was not bitter ! We just accept these seemingly contradictory statements in the UK like Happy Accident. It is good sometimes to explore the usage of English through poetry ! Te Amo teu BEBE BRIAN XOXOX

                        • Fay Slimm.

                          Casual Sex did it for me Brian - - how can it ever be casual !! A clever set of Oxymorons on the word love - - well penned.

                          • BRIAN & ANGELA

                            Thanks FAY ~ pleased you detected the IRONY in the word LOVE. Trouble with OM's are we use them without considering their contradictions ! Yours as ever ~ BRIAN



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