We carried out a survey of a cross section  (M & F) of 2000British Adults (21+). We asked them  "What make you Happy" figures in brackets are percentages !


A Cuddle & a Kiss ~ That's bliss (56)

Fun & Laughter ~ is what we're after (54)

Clean sheets & unexpected treats (38)

Stroking a PET ~ not paying the VET (30)

Grabbin'  a bargain an' no arguin' (25)

Someone complementin' an' no ventin ! (24)

Getting a Blast ~ from a Friend from the past ! (21)

Winnin' some cash an' bangers an' mash (21)

Doin' good deed for someone in need (7 vice - versa)  (19)

Enjoyin' Sunday an' Hatin' Monday ! (18)


Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome~ LOVE BRIAN XOX


I was asked "What about sex ?"  Well GOOD SEX scored 10%

and came in at 25th ! Well we are British an most of our

Grandparents were Missionaries !  Love BRIAN XOXOX


  • lasergraph

    Haha, I loved this. Gave me a morning smile.


      Thanks LG ~ people asked "What about SEX ?" Si I've added GOOD sex scored 10% and came in at 25th ! Well we are British and most of our Grandparents were Missionaries ! Pleased you liked it BRIAN

    • orchidee

      Erm, hearing me sing (0, zero, nowt!) lol. Good write Brian. Events have taken a sinister turn. Apparently I'm marrying KP now. Santita is sending out invites to the wedding. It was either r that or marry Shirley from EastEnders. But I can't marry Worzel Gummidge's twin. heehee.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        THANKS STEVE ! Please check my comments about GOOD SEX (25th @ 10%) There are lots of MATCHMAKERS on MPS ~ I have been married off several times ~ nil desperandum carborundum ! BRIAN

        • orchidee

          Oh woe! I am plunged into utter misery! I shall never recover. lol.

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        • orchidee

          Erm, I don't want to 'go there' - goo sex? I will deffo faint! lol. Well, I missed an 'o' from 'or' in my earlier comment, but that's no swooning matter.

        • Christina8

          Fun and laughter is where I'd be. A good write for the morning.! I wonder how Americans might compare! Hugs-Christina

        • rrodriguez

          Crestive & entertaining... Well thought out poem...

        • Fay Slimm.

          Ha ha - - I love the wit in this first rate verse - - I think it would have been the first reason for me to feel blissfully happy Brian - a cuddle and kiss.

        • FredPeyer

          And now we know everything about the British! Having a good time seems to be much more important than doing good or having sex!

        • Michael Edwards

          For me it's creating something or doing a good deed for another - love the ideas this throws up - well written Brian.

        • malubotelho

          Cute, fun and interesting. Thanks baby Brian.

        • Goldfinch60

          Certainly for me Fun and Laughter comes first because they can solve many problems in our lives.

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