NEVER light a fire
On Christmas Eve perchance
Santa Claus comes early
And burns his ........... underpants !
Kissing under the MISTLETOE
At work or shopping ~ now NO GO !
What used to be just Pal to Pal
Is now harassment S E X U A L !
RUDOLPH'S red nose
And manner merry
Is caused by drinking
Santa's SHERRY*
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My True Love said to ME
I'm leaving you ~ but you can keep
The Plastic Christmas Tree !
Too much Turkey's bad for you
Some of the things ~ it makes you do
Gobble ~ Wobble ~ Hobble ~ Nobble !
And if you well ~ What the F * * K
It causes you to Strut & Cluck !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX
* In the UK we always leave a CARROT for RUDOLPH
Mince Pies for the SLEIGH ELVES and a schooner of
SWEET SHERRY for SANTA ~ which RUDOLPH slurps !
-
Author:
BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: November 29th, 2017 03:38
- Category: Special occasion
- Views: 45
Offline)
Comments10
Thanks Brian.
A delightful poem.
Xmas is around the corner.
Keep writing
FineB
THANKS FINE ~ In the UK Christmas starts for real in the FIRST DAY of December when we open DAY ONE on our ADVENT CALLENDAR ! I love CHRISTMAS QUICKIES ! Advent Hugs ~ BRIAN @@@
A fine write Brian.
I was saved from an awful fate, of kissing my last manageress. I can't tell you how ghastly it would have been. Some other women did not mind a peck! Peck??
Quickies?! Swoon! heehee.
Thanks STEVE ~ Take care too much Turkey gives you a tendency (but not a licence !) to PECK ! I've some Lady Bosses who were IMPECCABLE ! Yours BRIAN !
Looking forward to the new year - this Christmas stuff is something I find it hard to endure - but secretly enjoy - don't tell my wife or I'll lose my grumpy cred.
Well we all have our fitting DICKENSIAN CHARACTER ~ I'm MICKAWBERISH ~ always expecting something good to turn up ! I know I'm a bit premature but CHRISTMAS for me is always MAGIC and our Choir gets to sing (2 evenings) INSIDE SAINSBURYS and they serve us with warm Mince Pies and GLUWEIN ~ We collect for "The Mission to Deep Sea Fishermen" and usually collect £500+ ! One of the many Joys of Christmas. Last night I presented a Programme of Bing's Christmas Music to "A Blind & partially sighted CLUB" ! C'est la vie de NOEL ~ Yours BRIAN
It's always interesting learning your culture--like leaving a carrot for rudolph. Interesting. Loved every bit of these quickies. They were cute and funny! Wonderful job!! Christmas hugs-Christina
THANKS CHRISTINA (lovely name !) There are 3 billion Christians in the World and every Country has it's own Christmas Customs. Christmas in Puebla Mexico is much different (and Warmer !) than Christmas in London UK ! I am visiting the German Christmas Markets (with a College Group ~ next week) and a lot of our Christmas Customs come from Prince Albert who married Queen Victoria (1819 ~ 1901) in 1840 ! These include having Christmas Trees in our Houses ! I like short poems (QUICKIES) because they have to be "witty" ! Pleased you liked them and the reference to Rudolph "The most famous Reindeer of ALL" Christmas HUGS for you too ~ please check my new FUSION on CHRISTMAS ~ Thanks ~ BROTHER BRIAN @@@@@@@
That is cute
Thanks LESLIE ~ I like to inject a bit of fun & humour into MPS ~ Thanks for you appreciation ~ BRIAN (UK)
Looks like you are off to a good start into the Christmas Season! Enjoyed these quickies!
THANKS FRED ~ for an encouraging comment ! Officially in the UK Christmas starts on Friday (First of December 2017) when we start to open our Christmas Calendar ! Please check my FUSION on CHRISTMAS ~ Thanks BRIAN
A merry funtastic humour poem on xmas. Enjoyed reading what is exotic for me. Thumbs up. And merry Christmas poet Brian.
Thanks FRIEND ~ Pleased you liked it ~ Christmas & New Year in the UK is always exotic. A lot of the glitz and glitter (Trees ~ Cards ~ Excessive Feasting ~ Extravagant Presents ~ Displays of Light and Fireworks etc only date back to the Victorian Period (from 1838) which is about 180 years ago. It is CHRISTMAS ~ not HAPPY HOLIDAY but for many people the real meaning of CHRISTMAS (God's gift of His Son ~ JESUS ~ to redeem the Human Race) is often forgotten ! Yours BRIAN
Ho, ho, ho, Santa can't wait any more.
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.