LIMERICKS 35 & 36

Michael Edwards

 

 

A long snouted fellow from Ripley

decided to run quite quickly

but the end of his nose

got caught in his toes

and he laughed ‘cos it made them feel tickly.

 

 

 

There was an old maiden from Brigg

who complained that her ears were too big

for they dragged in the dirt

and they dirtied her skirt

and they stopped her from wearing a wig.

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 10th, 2017 00:38
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  • Goldfinch60

    Fun writes Michael.

    Very good artwork.

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good writes and pic Michael.

  • FredPeyer

    Love the flowers, Michael, I am no gardener, so to me they look like poppies.
    The fun side of your brain seems to be running away with you. These limericks are really funny!

    • Michael Edwards

      Poppies they is and yes the daft side of the brain is currently in the ascendancy - until tomorrows posting that is, Cheers Fred.

    • rrodriguez

      This is so cute and fun. Nicely written my friend.

    • Mottakeenur Rehman

      Beautiful piece!

    • orchidee

      Will that the pork pies and sherry side of the brain in ascendancy Michael?!

      • Michael Edwards

        They are on different sides - the sherry is going up and the pies are going down. Guess I'll have to eat another pie to get the balance right. This poetry lark is so tiring.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        There was a Young LADY from NORRIDGE
        Whose diet consisted of PORRIDGE
        Now she talks with a lilt
        Performs in a kilt
        BUT has had no proposals of MARRIDGE !

        Love LIMERICKS Michael ~ Thanks for posting
        can't wait for 37 ........... Love Poppies and have
        downloaded to use on notelets ~ do you want
        me to send you a rubber cheque ? Please check
        my TREES Poem ~ Thanks B.

        • Michael Edwards

          Thanks Brian - no need to send a cheque - just so pleased you will be using them.

          • Michael Edwards

            Actually I've already posted 37 - I'm all out of sync with the numbers - the next one in the series is 41 then 45 and then back on track and sequentially thereafter

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              HA HA MICHAEL ~ SENIOR MOMENT NO DOUBT ! IT WILL CATCH UP WITH ME IN 40 YEARS (2057 !) BRIAN

              • Michael Edwards

                It's when the senior moments join up that I'm worried about 🙂 🙂

              • WL Schuett

                Fun write and beautiful art !

              • Seven

                Bring back form. Very nice. I wish I could wear a wig. And the art spectacular.



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