HE IS  happy just to snuggle all night

HE NEVER  grows OLD just more CUDDLY 

HE DOESN'T  smoke ~ always smells sweet 

HE MAKES  a lifetime commitment !

HE IS  not jealous if you HUG another BEAR  

HE LETS YOU  select your vacation

HE IS  confident in BED and always Faithful

HE LIKES YOU  to wear Flannel Nighties ! 

HE DOES  not hog the BED

HE IS  always there when you need HIM 


HE UNDERSTANDS  if you have a headache

HE ALWAYS  has WARM Hands and Feet 

HE NEVER  Gambles ~ Drinks or Farts !



Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ HUGS BRIAN


I wanna be your TEDDY BEAR ~ Put a BOW 

around my neck ~ and take me anywhere !


When I have a NEW GIRL FRIEND the first

thing I buy her is a big cuddly Teddy Bear !

So that if we do split up ~ She is better off

without me ~ see above !  Love to ALL XOX   

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 27th, 2018 05:39
  • Category: Love
  • Views: 98
  • User favorite of this poem: Shadowbox15.


  • Lorna

    It made me smile - I have a "care bear"!

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, fine write Brian.


      Thanks STEVE ~ Pleased you liked it. I tried to think of all the things Men ~ do instinctively ~ that annoy Ladies ! Angela ~ who sleeps with her Teddy Bear most nights ~ assures me that Teddies do none of those things and even enjoy a shower ! Yours BRIAN


      Thanks SL ~ I hadn't thought of that ~ depends how acrimonious the split was ! However sticking pins in a Teddy is to be preferred to having the sleeves cut off all my suits and the contents of my wine cellar handed out free to the neighbours or my BMW pushed over a cliff etc. I'm still single so i guess those extremes are only for nasty divorces ! Yours BR IAN At least no one ever threw my gift Teddy back at me !

    • Michael Edwards

      It could only be a Teddy Bear - nice write Brian.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks MICHAEL ~ Teddy bears Rule ~ OK ! BRIAN

      • Fay Slimm.

        Thanks dear Brian for this Saturday smile with another lovely teddy poem - - methinks furry bears are the cuddliest in anyone's bed.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          YES indeed FAY ~ I call them FUZZY or RAGGY bears and they are so soft and cuddly ! I sleep alone most nights so in this weather I need a Hot Water Bottle (or a wheaty) and a CUDDLY BEAR ! Thanks for your comment ~ Yours as always BRIAN

        • Shadowbox15

          I liked how you said that you always buy your dates a teddy bear, in case theyโ€™re better off.

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            Thanks SB ~ during the Courting years (from 17 onwards ?) not all relationships lead to marriage ~ OK So I like to make sure my ex-GF's have something cuddly to remember me by ! I am still a "FRIEND" of several of my ex-GF's and they still have their TEDDY ! Yours BRIAN (UK)

          • Jooles

            Lol I enjoyed this and yes sometimes a stuffed ๐Ÿป is better than a man ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              THANKS JOOLES ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ! I'm not trying to make myself (or my MATES !) redundant but the 15 positive qualities of T Bears I highlighted are often areas MEN fall down on ! But at least we can make a good cup of tea and give you a massage in a way a T Bear can't ~ Yours BRIAN

              • Jooles

                Nothing beats tea and toast in bed ๐Ÿ˜Š

              • FredPeyer

                Better than a man? So is a robot. And he even talks to you!
                Just kidding, I did like your poem, Brian!

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun write Brian.

              • Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose)

                lol .. i love this ! i have about 4 teddies in my room and i love giving them a cuddle,

                • BRIAN & ANGELA

                  THANKS CHARLOTTE ~ You can tell all you secrets to a TEDDY and he never tells another soul ~ All TEDDIES have a different personality so FOUR is a good number and they never get jealous of each other ! Yours BRIAN (UK)

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