HE IS happy just to snuggle all night
HE NEVER grows OLD just more CUDDLY
HE DOESN'T smoke ~ always smells sweet
HE MAKES a lifetime commitment !
HE IS not jealous if you HUG another BEAR
HE LETS YOU select your vacation
HE IS confident in BED and always Faithful
HE LIKES YOU to wear Flannel Nighties !
HE DOES not hog the BED
HE IS always there when you need HIM
HE LOVES ALL YOUR FRIENDS !
HE UNDERSTANDS if you have a headache
HE ALWAYS has WARM Hands and Feet
HE NEVER Gambles ~ Drinks or Farts !
HE WILL NEVER WRECK YOUR CAR !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ HUGS BRIAN
I wanna be your TEDDY BEAR ~ Put a BOW
around my neck ~ and take me anywhere !
When I have a NEW GIRL FRIEND the first
thing I buy her is a big cuddly Teddy Bear !
So that if we do split up ~ She is better off
without me ~ see above ! Love to ALL XOX
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It made me smile - I have a "care bear"!
Oh lol, fine write Brian.
Thanks STEVE ~ Pleased you liked it. I tried to think of all the things Men ~ do instinctively ~ that annoy Ladies ! Angela ~ who sleeps with her Teddy Bear most nights ~ assures me that Teddies do none of those things and even enjoy a shower ! Yours BRIAN
Thanks SL ~ I hadn't thought of that ~ depends how acrimonious the split was ! However sticking pins in a Teddy is to be preferred to having the sleeves cut off all my suits and the contents of my wine cellar handed out free to the neighbours or my BMW pushed over a cliff etc. I'm still single so i guess those extremes are only for nasty divorces ! Yours BR IAN At least no one ever threw my gift Teddy back at me !
It could only be a Teddy Bear - nice write Brian.
Thanks MICHAEL ~ Teddy bears Rule ~ OK ! BRIAN
Thanks dear Brian for this Saturday smile with another lovely teddy poem - - methinks furry bears are the cuddliest in anyone's bed.
YES indeed FAY ~ I call them FUZZY or RAGGY bears and they are so soft and cuddly ! I sleep alone most nights so in this weather I need a Hot Water Bottle (or a wheaty) and a CUDDLY BEAR ! Thanks for your comment ~ Yours as always BRIAN
I liked how you said that you always buy your dates a teddy bear, in case they’re better off.
Thanks SB ~ during the Courting years (from 17 onwards ?) not all relationships lead to marriage ~ OK So I like to make sure my ex-GF's have something cuddly to remember me by ! I am still a "FRIEND" of several of my ex-GF's and they still have their TEDDY ! Yours BRIAN (UK)
Lol I enjoyed this and yes sometimes a stuffed 🐻 is better than a man 😉
THANKS JOOLES ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ! I'm not trying to make myself (or my MATES !) redundant but the 15 positive qualities of T Bears I highlighted are often areas MEN fall down on ! But at least we can make a good cup of tea and give you a massage in a way a T Bear can't ~ Yours BRIAN
Nothing beats tea and toast in bed 😊
Better than a man? So is a robot. And he even talks to you!
Just kidding, I did like your poem, Brian!
Good fun write Brian.
lol .. i love this ! i have about 4 teddies in my room and i love giving them a cuddle,
THANKS CHARLOTTE ~ You can tell all you secrets to a TEDDY and he never tells another soul ~ All TEDDIES have a different personality so FOUR is a good number and they never get jealous of each other ! Yours BRIAN (UK)
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