TEN TOP BRITISH PETS ~ COUPLETS & TRIPLETS

BRIAN & ANGELA

 

PETS COME IN ALL SPECIES & SHAPES & SIZES !

 

DOGS  are best as Pets they say

But they all need walkies on a Rainy Day !

 

CATS are cool ~ aloof and self-contained

But my Friends all love them and noone's complained !

 

MY FISH in tanks I could watch all day

Better than TV 'cos it's 3D................ OK !

 

FISH in Pond are expensive to run

Watch out for HERONS they end up in their tum !

 

My Mam bought me a BUNNY ~ cool cute & funny

She had the luck to meet up with a BUCK

Who gave her ........ seven more in her tummy !

 

INDOOR BIRDS ~ anathama to me

All BIRDS should be fun and restriction free !

 

FREE RANGE HENS ~ most useful pet on legs

They live on scraps and cobs of corn

And then lay  lots & lots of EGGS !

  

GUINEA PIGS ~ are smooth and cute

Don't cuddle them 'cos  they'll crap on your suit !

 

HAMSTERS are like Guinea Pigs ~ they need a larger den

They love the feel of a Roulette Wheel

They go round & round & round & round again !

 

TORTOISES & TURTLES fun but rather slow

They never win a BEAUTY CONTEST in the Village Show !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

What is your fave Pet ?  The above list is based on

% household ownership in the UK DOGS (23) CATS

(18) and TURTLES (less than 1% !) Always remember

A DOG is for life not just EASTER !  Yours BRIAN XOX 

 

  

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 27th, 2018 04:02
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  • orchidee

    A fine write Brian. Aww, why guinea pigs c**p on your suit?! Don't wear a suit then, lol. I don't, if I cuddle any of our four piggies, two of which look like the ones in my pic (not an actual photo of them!).

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Thanks STEVE ~ Just a joke about the G Pigs ~ but it has happened to me ~ and Hamsters do wee ! The worst Jobs I bet ~ A Dentist ~ Chiropodist or Vet ~ Bad Teeth ~ Bad Feet and Sick Animals all day ! Thanks for you comment ~ BRIAN

    • Lorna

      Hi Brian - when we had the horse farm there were so many animals running free and they were so happy! I have a hard time seeing them contained (except for loved dogs and cats).... zoos absolutely horrify me............ great ode to our animal friends......

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        YES indeed FREE RANGE RULES ~ OK ! In the UK we have Safari Parks to give the animals sufficient space ~ and Bird Sanctuaries. The way some Animals are housed and cages in ZOOS is an affront against GOD ! thanks for your comment ~ Bear Hugs ~ Brian ~ Animal Lover !

      • Laura🌻

        Mio Caro Amico BRIAN,
        Una bella scrittura per i
        nostri animali!
        A great write and pic
        dedicated to our wonderful
        animal friends! Thank you
        for sharing!
        Un Abbraccio e Baci...
        ~Laura~

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          GRAZIE LAURA CARA AMICA MIA ! Tutti gli animali sono
          molto belle e hanno bisogne di amoreoli cure !
          GOD has created so many fabulous animals we
          are all spoilt for choice !

          Baci e Abbracci per tu !
          BRIAN Amici di tutti Animali XOXOX

        • Michael Edwards

          Great write - a dog every time for me - as for cats - well I'll post something tomorrow about them .

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            TOUCHE MICHAEL ~ I knew you would like this one because (%wise) the CANNINES are TOP DOGS ! Cats coming a (close) second ! All the others are way down and SNAKES & HORSES etc dont even features in the TOP TEN ! I guess conditioning has a lot to do with whether you are a CAT or a DOG person ! My Folks always had Cats and still do ! Some of my Blood Relations however prefer Canines ! Yours BRIAN

          • orchidee

            I know what you mean though Brian. Best not to cuddle piggies, rabbits, etc in one's best clothes. They can get messy!
            Hamsters may be more likely to bite - yes? And piggies can give terrible nips. Usually they only think it's food though, unless they don't like us and bite us!

          • Fay Slimm.

            Yes pets are a gift which when we care for them properly provide so much pleasure - - love all the pets in this amusing verse Brian - but have to admit dogs are top of my list. Great read.

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              THANKS FAY ~ DOGS sure are Top Dog in this list ~ and even a CAT LOVER like me can see why. Cats always remain aloof and detached whereas my observations show me ~ a DOG becomes a member of the FAMILY as soon as they walk through the DOOR ! Yes all the PETS listed are well worth providing a home for ! Pleased you liked it ~ My MUSE often dictates in Rhyming Couplets or Triplets ~ Yours as always BRIAN ~ Animal Lover !



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