OBSERVATIONS MADE DURING THE CUTTING OF TOE NAILS

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

 

OBSERVATIONS MADE DURING

THE CUTTING OF TOE NAILS 

 

The strangest thing it seems to me,

and I wonder why it happens to be,

that as I get older I shrink in height

and yet when I bend and flex my knee

my feet seem further away from me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 23rd, 2018 00:02
  • Comment from author about the poem: Another fun posting - especially for the older among us - keep smiling.
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  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻
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  • Goldfinch60

    Very true write Michael, trying to put socks on can be hard as well, luckily in this hot weather no socks are needed with sandals.

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, a fine write and pic Michael.

    • Michael Edwards

      Cheers Orchi - here's a tip - I've found it helps if you remove your armour first

    • Poetic Dan

      Hahaha, I'll remember to keep up my flexibility!

      • Michael Edwards

        Trouble gets worse when the belly gets in the way - not that I've got a belly - well not a big one !!

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks MICHAEL ~ For the Barrington & The Bunions ! I'm still growing and (so far) i can still touch my TOES ~ cut my TOE NAILS and massage my FEET with e-cream ! I miss ANGELA she is a qualified REFLEXOLOGIST (30 seconds to escape from a straight-jacket handcuffed !) Thanks for the warning ! Yours BRIAN ~ Please check my OCTOPUSSY ~ Thanks B

        • Michael Edwards

          I find the easiest way to get down there is to stand upright, place foot on chair and the proceed to trim, massage or whatever else takes your fancy. I must add though that I find feet to be one of the most unattractive parts of the human anatomy but at least they stop us from falling down.

        • dusk arising

          What a snip! My belly has been an object in the way of such activity for some time.

          • Michael Edwards

            Yes bellies are a nuisance but great for scratching Lol 🙂

          • Laura🌻

            Michael,
            This posting is definitely
            appropriate for a BELLY
            laugh! Lol
            It’s hilarious!🤣
            Enjoyed it!
            Thank you for sharing!

            ~Laura~

            • Michael Edwards

              Thanks Laura - must post something more serious tomorrow.

              • Laura🌻

                I actually like the Barrington cartoons!😊

                • Michael Edwards

                  Okay - I'll make it sweet and sour - a gnome cartoon plus a serious poem.



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