O LORD BLESS THIS HOUSE !

BRIAN & ANGELA



 

 

MY HOME ~ has double-glazing

And a new Front Door

Burgler and smoke alarms

Throughout a pristine Parquet Floor !

 

My Garage ~ automatic door 

A Greenhouse and a Shed

My Garden's nice and landscaped ~ twice

I have a DOG called FRED !

 

But firms keep on COLD CALLING

Selly ~ Selly ~ Selly ~ Selly

With voices high ~ from far MUMBAI

And Call Centres from DELHI !  

 

The Wide Boys ~ from the Black Stuff

Want to redo me Drive

Or a SPOOF to mend me ROOF

Or sell me a BEEHIVE !

 

I've pinned a NOTICE on me Door

No Latter Days ~ No Watchtower People

I've got it all ~ don't want no more

Just leave me QUIET & PEACEFUL !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

Are you fed up with COLD CALLERS and DOUBLE GLAZING

SALESMAN ?  My MUM is always nice to MORMONS and 

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES but she gives THEM some of Her

Evangelical Literature and Prays with them.  Because she

makes good COOKIES (Cherry Pie for American Mormons)

they always come back for more and thank her for Praying 

for them. She is a Saint and is even nice to Politicians !   

 

 

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 29th, 2018 02:01
  • Category: Reflection
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  • orchidee

    A fine write Brian. That your house there Brian? And you got that beehive yet? Of course, you need one!

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      THANKS STEVE ~ It all poetic licence ! That's my Parents House and they did keep BEES at one time on a smallholding they had ! Thanks for your comment ~ I've added the Late Great Harry Secombe singing "Bless this House" you might like to revisit ~ Yours BRIAN

    • Christina8

      I absolutely love that your mum prays for the mormons and the jehovahs witnesses. So much sweeter than what I do. I am also tired of the cold calls! Great write!

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks CHRIS ~ Pleased you liked it ~ it's nearly 11pm here been out to a Concert to support an Orphanage & School in INDIA ~ Classical Music and a Choirs of Indian School Children excellent ! Yes COLD CALLERS on Phone or at the Door are a nuisance and disturb the Peace. My MUM is nice to the M's & JW's and invites them so SHE can WITNESS to THEM ~ most people just slam the Door in their Faces. Because She is nice to them they respect Her Faith ~ Her Literature and Prayers. It is a real "volte face" ! Every Blessing ~ There are a few places left on My "Luxuries on Desert island " FUSION ~ OK Blessings y Abrazos Tus Hermanos BRIAN & ANGELA @@@@@@@

      • Goldfinch60

        Good write Brian. I used to have a Jehovah's Witness come regularly so spoke to him about my beliefs ad nauseum, eventually he stopped coming.

      • JustMaria

        Great poem and so true. I don't get a lot of solicitors where I live because it's gated but I do tend to hear from telemarketers even at work, but I guess they have to make living too. I probably would enjoy some of you mom's apple pie too.

      • Jenn2009

        I love this. Made my laugh.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          THANKS JENN ~ Pleased you enjoyed it. With my POETRY ~ I like to educate ~ stimulate and amuse ! Yours BRIAN



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