ODD ONE OUT ~ A LAMENT

BRIAN & ANGELA



 

 

A SERIOUS CHILD ~ never runnin' wild

A placid soul ~ never rock or roll

I preferred Schubert's TROUT

Classic FM in my play-pen

SO ~ I was the ~ ODD ONE OUT !

 

Some were Black & some were White

But I was a GEEK ~ my Dad was GREEK

So I was an Olive Sprout 

I was in between ~ I could'ave been GREEN

SO ~ I was the ~ ODD ONE OUT ! 

 

GIRLS are nice ~ all Sugar & Spice

BOYS make Noys ~ with aggressive Toys

They love to Twist & Shout 

But I loved Keats ~ Wordsworth & Yeats

SO ~ I was the ~ ODD ONE OUT !

 

We went to the BATHS ~ Kids Dunked & Splashed   

BUT ~ I learned to dive ~ when I was FIVE 

Summersalt turnin' inside out

With a flick of my wrist ~ a Double Twist

SO ~ I was the ~ ODD ONE OUT 

 

Einstein ~ Galileo ~ Watts ~ Marconi

They all were ~ ODD ONES OUT 

People thought them Phoney ~ a load of Baloney 

But their THEORIES ~ they did not doubt

I KNOW BECAUSE ~ I WILL WALK ON MARS*

COS I AM THE ~ ODD ONE OUT !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

Do you ever feel "The Odd One Out" ?  Don't worry

It happens to the best of us ~ All GENIUSES are ODD 

They have to be in order to be GENIUSES ~ AMEN ! 

 

* I've applied to NASA ~ Please don't tell ANGELA ! 

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 7th, 2018 08:21
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  • Goldfinch60

    Well I wasn’t going to admit it Brian but I can be very odd!

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Thanks ANDY ~ TOUCHE ! Yours BRIAN ~ The Odd One Out ~ ANGELA thinks I'm very EVEN !

    • Heartwriter

      We can all be odd. Your nicely odd. NASA? Wow. Good luck. Outer space now that's odd. Lol. Send pic of Mars.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        THANKS HEART ~ At the moment NASA are looking for Young Scientists (under 40 and unmarried) who are prepared to go to Mars and stay there for at least ONE YEAR ~ but with the possibility of NEVER coming back to EARTH ! Making MARS habitable is a tall order ~ SHE needs OXYGEN ~ WATER ~ Fertile SOIL ~ Humans ~ Plants & Animals etc BUZZ ALDRIN (87) thinks it can be done so who am I to argue to ARGUE with BUZZ ? ANGELA could apply because we will definitely need PHYSIOS & MASSEUSES on MARS ! Yours BRIAN

      • orchidee

        A fine write Brian. I though Bell was phoney - oh, that phony, as in inventing the phone - and in 'Give us a bell?!'
        Ta-dah, just thought of that. Pfft, me 'idea' light-bulb has blown a fuse! One day a light bulb at home jumped out of its socket on to the floor. Spooky!

      • orchidee

        Will we all burn up there on Mars? Is it too hot there? I've forgotten some of me science and geography!

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Thanks STEVE ~ VENUS is too hot (and a good tennis player !) MARS is too hot (in the day) and too cold (in the night) because it has no atmosphere. We would need to take OXYGEN (or make it in situ from OXIDES) we would lso need potable water ~ soil ~ plants ~ animals and at least 200 Humans (Geeks) etc. BUZZ wont have to go ~ HE will be105 in 2035 and will be in Paradise (He is a Presbyterian Elder and the only Man to celebrate Communion on the MOON ~ but don't tell NASA) It is impossible to turn MARS into an Earthlike Planet as "Earth Overspill" when the Human population triples to 23 billion (but don't tell BUZZ !). Thanks for Comments & Qs ~ Your Brother BRIAN

          • orchidee

            You're gonna be 117, so you might get to Mars!

          • Christina8

            All great poets you've mentioned! Your secret about NASA is safe with me! Great poem, Brian!

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              Thanks CHRIS I have always loved Poetry & Classical Music form a very early age. My DAD is a Church Organist and worked on a NEWSPAPER and loves the Written & Spoken Word. As a child in Liverpool ~ I was taken to Classical Concerts ~ Musicals ~ Plays and Poetry Readings etc. ANGELA was aware I was interested in the Manned Mars Flight (2035 ?) because she has heard my Lecture on BUZZ and Space Colonization ! She says I can\\\'t go to MARS without HER and she won\\\'t stay in NZ without me ! 3 months on Mars ~ 3 months in NZ and 3 months in the UK seems like a good compromise!
              Thanks for your comments ~ Big Hugs ~ Tu Amigo d\\\'UK ~ BRIAN @@@@@@@
              We are all EUPHORIC (good word) about ENGLAND beating SWEDEN 2 : 0 and now meeting CROATIA (and not Mother Russia !) in the SEMI-FINAL on WEDNESDAY

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              HI SWEETHEART ~ ANGELA HERE from NZ ~ Its 8am Sunday here and I'm just having BREAKFAST with RUTH = Cereal - Egg on Toast - Fresh squeezed Orange Juice & Coffee! Loved your Poem and all the confessions about when you were a Child and how Precocious you were! I remember you talking about One Way Tickets to Mars : but you can't go without me : We could have the first Martian Baby? We have been watching a recording of the ENGLAND SWEDEN game we are all very proud! It was broadcast at 2am (Sunday) here too early for Ruth and I to get up and watch it! CROATIA are leading RUSSIA 2:1 in extra time : I was hoping we would not have to play Russia in the Semi : who would you have preferred : talk later. RUTH and I were in TAURANGA all day Saturday : Will post a FUSION (about it) on Monday, my first ONE : OK I will send you a draft by e-mail. All My LOVE ANGELA XXXX

              • BRIAN & ANGELA

                HI ANGEL ~ pleased you are able to "watch" the FOOTY despite the time zone difference. As you know it's all over now and ENGLAND will play CROATIA who won 4:3 on Penalties I too prefer CROATIA (who are the better TEAM) politically ! If we had beaten Russia in the SEMIS it could have started WW3 ! Russia have done much better than forecast so I hope they will be satisfied and that there won't be any riots ! TAURANGA is very beautiful ~ so I am interested what your First Fusion has to say about it. IT would be wonderful to go with You to Mars but in 2035 I will be 52 ad too old and BUZZ tell me that is the earliest date for a Manned Launch.
                It's nearly midnight here missing you ~ ALL MY LOVE 24/7 ~ Yours BRIAN XOX

              • Michael Edwards

                I am afraid I always seem to be the odd one in. Woe is me. Great work Brian

                • BRIAN & ANGELA

                  Thanks MIKE ~ I found as the "ODD ONE OUT" I could be a weird (different) as I liked because I was "included out !" However on the odd occasions when I "included in !" it was much more difficult because I had to toe ~ THEIR LINE ~ accept THEIR RULES and submit to THEIR CULTURE ! I always have CLASSIC FM on in the Car and often Young Passengers will ask !"what type of music is that ~ it's MONOTONOUS ! The same people listen to RAPPERS and enjoy them ! Pleased you enjoyed it ~ BRIAN



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